Sometimes the greatest pleasures in life are the simplest: the taste of coffee in the morning, the shape of a lover’s chin, or the txt your bff sent you at 3AM that says, simply, “I just made out with a guy for $7.”
Reportedly well-hung NYC DJ and gay rapper extraordinaire, Cazwell is making his San Francisco debut this weekend at Lip Service, and he performed last Sunday at MJs in L.A.
Is Queerty — the blog we love to be indifferent to — about to follow Genre, PlanetOut and those Queer Eye faggots into the gay media graveyard?
Haven’t you been feeling, like we have, that most news reports — and especially gay marriage news with a veto here, an amendment there — are BORING and could use some livening up?
…also, former Sex and the City ab model and current Brothers & Sisters gay-for-pay, Jason Lewis.
Some food porn looks good enough to eat. Other food porn makes you taste vomit.
With every dick in the universe now recounting his every grocery purchase on Twitter, porn forefather Ron Jeremy’s legendary phallus just had to get in on the microblogging action.
Failed blogger/publicist and gay shame posterboy Jonathan Jaxson, formerly of JJ’s Dirt and once and future internet boyfriend of Perez Hilton, has written a book proposal! And guess what it’s called! [Silent drumroll…] Working title: Don’t You Know Who I Am Yet???
All the gays in the land who had access to a TV with HBO were watching Grey Gardens this weekend — not the original documentary but the new fictionalized film starring Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange.
We talked about lesbians, centaurs and AIDS. Listen to the conversation below.
And you thought we wouldn’t be able to sex up Tax Day! We asked some of our favorite porn stars and sex workers to see how they lowered their debt to Uncle Sam (and no, it doesn’t involve writing off pity fucks as charitable contributions).
You know that whole “Gay or European” dilemma when you see an attractive man wearing a Speedo or a pair of tight, colored jeans? Well, this new Dutch ad for Heineken’s hard cider confirms that all Euro men, deep down, just want to be fags who frolic in orchards together.
Along with Diesel Washington, advertisers accross the world are thinking up more and more creative ways to target your anus. Copyranter has culled the best efforts of this rectum-based marketing from across the world.
John Waters’ latest exhibition features children smoking, a large ham, a huge bottle of poppers and absolutely nothing to do with Erik Rhodes.
Lady Gaga will be performing at the White Party this weekend and if promoter Jeffrey Sanker has his way, she’ll never stop.
This Saturday, the acclaimed univerisity will attempt to rap with a lisp and a limp.
We admit to being the kind of fags who like museums and the kind of films that make both straight people, and straight-acting, Superbowl-watching gays nervous–films like Bruce LaBruce’s Otto; or Up With Dead People about gay teenage zombies.
Thanks to the NY Blade, we bring you these important online dating safety tips, care of the year 1999.
A new biography sheds new light on the deeply fucked up, extra-drunken and even predatory nature of Pulitzer Prize-winning author John Cheever’s gay sex life.
We don’t know why this adorkable, shirtless young man decided to make a music video performing Britney’s Womanizer in sign language. But we’re glad he did.
Not a huge surprise, given that it’s the only good thing Logo has ever done since its inception, but the executives there have seen fit to renew our favorite show Rupaul’s Drag Race for a second season.
Hip hop mogul and the producer of Britney’s I’m a Slave 4 U demonstrates that he is a slave 4 Big Macs when, during a layover at a Paris airport, he attempted to charm McDonald’s employees into opening early. It didn’t work.
Sadly, it’s starting to look like Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor’s gay Sundance fave, I Love You Philip Morris may go straight to DVD because of all the man sex–specifically, perhaps, a scene where Carrey tops a muscle bear in prison.
The Sword and our big dirty sugar daddy NakedSword would like to extend a couple GayVN Award ticket offers to you which–if you can get to San Francisco and have any desire whatsoever to party with porn stars–we doubt you’ll be able to refuse.
UPDATE: Okay, so it’s fake. And we’re hungover. Sorry. Some marketing executives for Carl’s Junior recently convened to brainstorm a new strategy for reaching the gay demographic. The answer: show a dude slobbering on another dude’s crotch through his business pants.
Genre is suspending its publication because of the recession, which is just as well since its website‘s top story right now is “Cars Hot Enough for Any Soccer Dad.” It’s like, first of all, we can’t afford a car, and second, our kids walk to soccer practice.
Drag queen/filmmaker/cult film fest hostess Peaches Christ (a.k.a. Joshua Grannell) is shooting a new film starring Natasha Lyonne and Elvira and has put out a call for extras.
Baseball hall-of-famer Mickey Mantle has been dead for over a decade, but his alcoholic spirit lives on. After the jump, find out what Mickey told “a very nice girl” what she should do with the cum in her mouth.
Gays are just as good–if not better–at putting away the booze as frat boys and Irish people, so it is no surprise that gays just wanna have fun on St. Patrick’s Day too.
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day–which seems like it’s become an embarrassing drunken shitshow of a holiday for many Irish people the way gay pride is an embarrassing drunken shitshow to us–we give you this gay Irish short film, in its entirety, because it is less than 3 minutes long.
Queerty had a premature ejaculation today when it claimed that a ripped, studly Spaniard who plays soccer for Englad is a homosexual. But the photographic “proof” falls a bit short.
This just in from Paris Fashion Week: Alexander McQueen is a brilliant freak, and Lady Bunny told a French journalist she was Michelle Obama.
From those slobbery alterna-fags at BUTT Magazine comes news of a new “Queersploitation” Film Series on Fridays in April at LA’s Silent Movie Theatre. Below, a sample of weepy prison rape, 70s style.
We’re not slobbering fans of old Madge like some of you fags, but we respect her for the most part and if nothing else she will leave a great legacy as a producer and star of music videos with very high productions values–when and if she ever dies.
Extra, Extra! The new gay weekend starts on Wednesday–or maybe, more accurately, this whole “weekend” business has never really mattered in fagdom, especially the under-employed!
Pop music critic Ann Powers wants American Idol to let flaming front-trannyrunner Adam Lambert be as gay and loud about it as he obviously wants to be.
In case you weren’t aware, Karl Lagerfeld is on Twitter. And remarkably for his age, he immediately seems to understand the microblogging genre.
You may remember our Listen Up, Faggot feature on DJ Earworm a couple months back. And we thought we’d greet you this Monday morning with his mashed up pop confection summing up 2008–his now annual audio stew of all the major pop songs of the previous year.
