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Hot Or Not: 11-Inch Cocks

How many inches of cock is too many? 9? 10? 11? 17? Here are 22 inches of the best cock you’ll ever see.

Hottie in Hawaii! Shirtless Patrick Schwarzenegger Caught Bending Over While Shirtless And Showing Off Nearly Naked And Completely Shirtless (Topless) Body In Hawaii!

First Miami, now Hawaii! Is there any beach on Earth where you can’t see shirtless Patrick Schwarzenegger showing off his nearly nude and completely shirtless body?? Here are over a dozen shirtless photos of shirtless Patrick Schwarzenegger yesterday canoodling in the surf and sand with a rumored girlfriend (ugh!!), using a flip-phone (LOL!), and bending over (whoa!) while showing off …

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The Next Gay Porn Superstar To Make His Bareback Debut Is The Last Bareback Post On The Sword

Why do we always call it a “bareback debut”? As if those two words together are somehow more significant or dignified (e.g., “big-screen debut,” “Broadway debut”) than just “first time getting fucked without a condom.” I guess it’s less wordy, and the last thing we want are more words when there’s a video of a gay porn superstar getting fucked …

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The 2013 Swordie For Best Original Song In Gay Porn Goes To “Fuck Me Stoopid”

The 2013 Swordies continue today with yet another brand new category: Best Original Song. No other gay porn awards recognize achievement in music except for The Swordies, so I’m over the moon with excitement to award the Best Original Song Swordie to the song from Damon Dogg’s Cum Factory release, Fuck’d Stoopid, entitled “Fucked Stoopid.” Listen to “Fucked Stoopid” below!

Shirtless Justin Bieber Shows Off Bangin’ Bikini Body At Poland Airport Security Checkpoint!!

Yesterday, Justin Bieber treated Polish airport police to his sexy and shirtless body by showing off his rippling washboard abs and glistening pecs while going through security at Poland’s Wladyslaw Reymont Airport. Justin clearly didn’t want anyone mistaking his “guns” (i.e., his bulging biceps) for the real thing! The nearly-naked teen sensation also gave lucky security guards and other airport …

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“$25 per person for individual portraits…$20 per person for group portraits”

Remember the Second Class Citizens documentary that was funded on Kickstarter (funded, btw, with well over 3x the amount asked for—it pulled in $176,000)? Sorry to have to remind you. It’s been over a year, and there’s still no documentary about how gay people are treated like shit (pass the popcorn!), but don’t worry, you can donate even more money …

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Who Threw A Better Party: Next Door Buddies Or Next Door Chihuahuas

Which party would you rather attend: Next Door Buddies giant sex orgy featuring seven straight men (six of whom are former exclusive models who were all fired months ago), or a Chihuahua birthday party featuring four Chihuahuas and two Pomeranians? Video from both parties:

Hot Or Not: Fupas

The popularity of amateur gay porn featuring “real” men has resulted in an influx of so-called average guys with average bodies in the porn industry. This is a good thing.

Guess The Body Part!

Welcome to Guess The Body Part, where I post a picture of an extreme close-up of a body part, enlarge it, and ask you to guess what it is. Can you guess the body part pictured above?

“Obviously, you look great in a swimsuit, so we can skip that. Nobody wants to see you in formal wear because you are too sexy out of it, another skip. You have just given lots of thought to the biggest question of the piece, so that leaves only the talent portion. Tell me what I’m going to be seeing in this talent portion. Or feeling. Or touching. Do I need to move any furniture for you to show me this talent?”

An interview question that uses over 80 words in seven sentences, each one seeming to cancel out the one before it. Is this the worst print interview of all time?

Max Ryder by Cyle Suesz

Who doesn’t sit in front of the fridge taking their clothes off? Max Ryder is trying on socks while looking hotter than Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman in these shots for Cyle Suesz (via Homotography), and I am gagging/dying/living for all of them. BUT, these two are my favorite:

Girl Talk With Bambi!

Next Door’s HBIC Bambi loves chatting up her favorite gal pals while doing their make-up, dishing dirt on all the gay-for-pay guys they’ve fucked, how much they love big dicks, how much they love sucking big dicks, how much they love big uncircumcised dicks, and how much they really love big uncircumcised dicks in their asses bareback. Girls will be …

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Harry Louis and Marc Jacobs At A Diet Coke Party

Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis have been together for over a year now, proving that a fashion designer turned diet soft drink spokesman and a gay porn star turned chocolatier really can make it work. Here’s Beetlejuice Marc and Harry attending a Diet Coke launch party this week in Germany. [via Just Jared]  

Which Bel Ami Beauty Would You Rather?

With Mick Lovell switching careers by becoming a mainstream fashion model and a YouTubelebrity, it’s time to slowly but surely become obsessed with another beautiful Bel Ami boy. Which one of these two should I start stalki—writing nice blog posts about?

No, Gabriel Clark Did Not Bareback Jett Black On CockyBoys

Someone from a blog called “Queer Fever” (I hope it’s not contagious) has written a blog entry called “Gabriel Clark Barebacks Jett Black” about the scene pictured above, in which Gabriel Clarks fucks Jett Black while wearing a condom. The hell?

 

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