Which Sexiest Man Alive got double-teamed by porn star escort Nick Capra and a pregnant Hungarian mistress? In Capra’s latest blog entry, he offers a few clues, allowing The Sword to make a very educated guess:

Dolph Lundgren — the enormous Scandavian first made famous in Rocky IV who hasn’t had a big movie role since 1987′s Masters of the Universe — was spotted romping nude on the Mexican Riviera this week.

He’s a model — of both the clothed and unclothed variety — and he’s also a singer/songwriter who’s gotten some attention from Logo’s Click List. But to we here at The Sword, Joel Evan is quite simply the hottest piece we’ve laid eyes this afternoon.

Clay Aiken, who’s looking more like Shirley MacLaine every day, was snubbed by American Idol producers when he made an unannounced set visit recently to “mentor” his favorite contestant, Adam Lambert.

CBS News on Logo hottie Itay Hod kicked off his Fire Island summer season with the perfect status update summation.

A deranged and deluded female fan rushed the stage today as American Idol‘s resident gay Adam Lambert arrived at his alma mater, Mount Carmel High School in San Diego.

To get into character for the role of Brüno, the gay Austrian fashion reporter he’ll be playing in his upcoming movie — in which there’s an orgy scene with several gay porn stars — Sacha Baron Cohen tried to bleach every hair on his body.

We at The Sword love Photoshopped fake nude shots of celebrities as much as the next gay, and these are especially convincing!

A new tell-all biography is hitting shelves that focuses on the late TV personality and game show creator Merv Griffin’s life in the (very sex-filled) closet. (The Sword, of course, has optioned it for a porno)

Check out this fucked up shit ole Vadge wore to the Met’s Costume Gala Monday night.  It has bunny ears.