UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed. 

The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i’m-gay thing. And to celebrate, he’s posing nude.

Everyone’s freaking out because Daniel Craig went to a gay bar a couple weeks ago, but what I find more amusing is that his real estate agent is the gay porn star Tag Eriksson.

Breeders shave their balls too. Evan Longoria, the fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays, sent a picture of his well-manicured white boy cock to a female blogger with the message, "You like that, babe?"

Unzipped just published a totally contentious interview with that "I’ll suck your dick and balls if you take off these handcuffs" supermodel. The highlights are below.

More pictures have surfaced showing the outline of Taylor’s lautner through his pants. Let’s look.

Sexually undesirable blogger Perez Hilton just went on the radio and said the following things about John Mayer: he sucks dick, he jerks off to gay porn, he liked to fuck Jessica Simpson in the ass and his favorite porn star is Brent Corrigan.

On a hotel balcony in Miami last week, pretty pretty Chace Crawford moisturized his hands with ball sweat. Someone bottle that shit please.

I’d rather be posting fake naked pics on Taylor Lautner’s 18th Birthday next week than these real naked pics of funny guy Jamie Kennedy. Anyway, here they are, and his softie is not unimpressive.

Here’s a raw outtake from the W Magazine photoshoot where Madonna met Jesus. You can tell it’s a raw outtake because Madonna looks like shit and Jesus’ uncut dick is out.