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Dr. Santoro Is a Cock-Hungry Whore In Hot House’s “My Doctor Rocks”

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Attention Everyone: This Is Clint Eastwood’s Smoking Hot Son, Scott

The prettiest pics we’ve seen on the internet today are of celebrity son Scott Eastwood, who just had a photo spread devoted to his beauty in Town & Country magazine. The 27-year-old actor and surfer appeared in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D as well as in an uncredited role in Chasing Mavericks.

[NSFW] Ronnie Kroell’s Dick Pics As Boring As Ronnie Kroell

UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed. 

Ricky Martin’s Former Bandmate Also A Fag

The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i’m-gay thing. And to celebrate, he’s posing nude.

The Porn Star Who Sold Daniel Craig An Apartment

Everyone’s freaking out because Daniel Craig went to a gay bar a couple weeks ago, but what I find more amusing is that his real estate agent is the gay porn star Tag Eriksson.

[NSFW] A Major League Baseball Player’s Cock

Breeders shave their balls too. Evan Longoria, the fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays, sent a picture of his well-manicured white boy cock to a female blogger with the message, "You like that, babe?"

Nick Snider: ‘Everyone Is A Liar But Me’

Unzipped just published a totally contentious interview with that "I’ll suck your dick and balls if you take off these handcuffs" supermodel. The highlights are below.

In My Mouth Now Taylor Lautner

More pictures have surfaced showing the outline of Taylor’s lautner through his pants. Let’s look.

John Mayer: Homo

Sexually undesirable blogger Perez Hilton just went on the radio and said the following things about John Mayer: he sucks dick, he jerks off to gay porn, he liked to fuck Jessica Simpson in the ass and his favorite porn star is Brent Corrigan.

Chace Crawford Scratches His Balls In Miami

On a hotel balcony in Miami last week, pretty pretty Chace Crawford moisturized his hands with ball sweat. Someone bottle that shit please.

Fine, I’ll Post Pictures of Jamie Kennedy’s Dick

I’d rather be posting fake naked pics on Taylor Lautner’s 18th Birthday next week than these real naked pics of funny guy Jamie Kennedy. Anyway, here they are, and his softie is not unimpressive.

[NSFW] The Penis of Jesus Luz

Here’s a raw outtake from the W Magazine photoshoot where Madonna met Jesus. You can tell it’s a raw outtake because Madonna looks like shit and Jesus’ uncut dick is out.

Miley Cyrus’s Spermboat Boyfriend Moves In

That stupid fucking bitch won’t stop fucking dudes who belong on my face. Stop corrupting these jock hotties with your evil vadgey wiles, Miley. Shirtless gallery below.

Breaking: Gerard Butler Got Fat

These pictures of a newly flabbed Gerard Butler should finally put the gay rumors to rest.

Meet David Geffen’s Hot Little Fuckbitch

L.A. media mogul and multi-billionaire David Geffen brought his young hot boyfriend to the state dinner at the White House last night. Let’s look at his body.

Look At Levi Johnston’s Ass

Work it, white boy!

Get Off Taylor Lautner’s Cock Right Now, Taylor Swift, You Little Fucking Bitch

You’re doing a great job riding Taylor Lautner’s underage peen, Taylor Swift, and I’mma let you finish, but The Sword has one of the biggest black dildos OF ALL TIME!

Meet the Bulgarian Trick Stephen Gately Brought Home the Night He Died

It’s always preferable to be the guest star in a threesome — unless, that is, one of them dies while you’re fucking the other one.

These Taylor Lautner Shirtless Pics Make Me Want To Get All Statutory

That’s right. I said I want to fuck Taylor Lautner. I want to fuck him until he cries and then I want to write my name across his taint with a Sharpie.

Shia LaBeouf’s Scrotum Lounges In A Dress Pants Hammock

shia lebeouf bulgeThe Sword has confirmed that Shia LaBeouf has a penis, and the Transformers star remains in stiff competition with Taylor Lautner for the title of Hollywood’s Leading Man Pouch.

Have You Met Shia LeBeouf’s Bulge Yet?

shia lebeouf bulgeThe actor recently told Playboy that he’s “not extremely well-endowed,” but here’s a pair of dress pants that would beg to differ.

Don’t Look Up Taylor Lautner’s Birthday Until After You Masturbate To His New Shirtless Photos

taylor lautner shirtless picsRobert Pattinson may be Twilight’s break-out star, but it’s Taylor Lautner whom I’d use my last roofie on.

Shirtless Fag Propositions George Clooney

A pale furry man with a microphone professed his love for Bi-Curious George at a press conference in Italy. “Kiss me!” said the homo. “No,” said George.

Confirmed: Levi Johnston Is Actually Going to Show Us (The Outline Of) His Moose Cock

Levi Johnston ShirtlessLevi Johnston joked about posing in Playgirl on the set of a photo shoot. Within hours, the gay internet freaked the fuck out, a Playgirl producer put in a call, and now, Gawker reports, Levi’s lawyer has confirmed that Levi will pose in his skivvies.

You Knew That Marky Mark Was Hot, But Did You Also Know That He Was Lame?

mark wahlberg vintage workout videoThis vintage “fitness” video of Marky Mark circa 1993 will make you fantasize about things like ball gags and chloroform.
 

Yes I Will Cut Myself If Scott Herman Tells Me To

scott herman shirtless videoThe Real World fuck stud wants to teach you how to shave your chest.

The Video is Here: Channing Tatum’s Stripper Past

channing tatum stripper videoHoly shit. The perverts at US Magazine have finally released the video of Hollywood A-lister Channing Tatum’s g-string gyrations. (Warning: the video below begins playing automatically.)

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