Archive for the ‘celebrity nipple’ Category
The prettiest pics we’ve seen on the internet today are of celebrity son Scott Eastwood, who just had a photo spread devoted to his beauty in Town & Country magazine. The 27-year-old actor and surfer appeared in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D as well as in an uncredited role in Chasing Mavericks.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i’m-gay thing. And to celebrate, he’s posing nude.
Everyone’s freaking out because Daniel Craig went to a gay bar a couple weeks ago, but what I find more amusing is that his real estate agent is the gay porn star Tag Eriksson.
Breeders shave their balls too. Evan Longoria, the fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays, sent a picture of his well-manicured white boy cock to a female blogger with the message, "You like that, babe?"
Unzipped just published a totally contentious interview with that "I’ll suck your dick and balls if you take off these handcuffs" supermodel. The highlights are below.
More pictures have surfaced showing the outline of Taylor’s lautner through his pants. Let’s look.
Sexually undesirable blogger Perez Hilton just went on the radio and said the following things about John Mayer: he sucks dick, he jerks off to gay porn, he liked to fuck Jessica Simpson in the ass and his favorite porn star is Brent Corrigan.
On a hotel balcony in Miami last week, pretty pretty Chace Crawford moisturized his hands with ball sweat. Someone bottle that shit please.
I’d rather be posting fake naked pics on Taylor Lautner’s 18th Birthday next week than these real naked pics of funny guy Jamie Kennedy. Anyway, here they are, and his softie is not unimpressive.
Here’s a raw outtake from the W Magazine photoshoot where Madonna met Jesus. You can tell it’s a raw outtake because Madonna looks like shit and Jesus’ uncut dick is out.
That stupid fucking bitch won’t stop fucking dudes who belong on my face. Stop corrupting these jock hotties with your evil vadgey wiles, Miley. Shirtless gallery below.
These pictures of a newly flabbed Gerard Butler should finally put the gay rumors to rest.
L.A. media mogul and multi-billionaire David Geffen brought his young hot boyfriend to the state dinner at the White House last night. Let’s look at his body.
Work it, white boy!
You’re doing a great job riding Taylor Lautner’s underage peen, Taylor Swift, and I’mma let you finish, but The Sword has one of the biggest black dildos OF ALL TIME!
It’s always preferable to be the guest star in a threesome — unless, that is, one of them dies while you’re fucking the other one.
That’s right. I said I want to fuck Taylor Lautner. I want to fuck him until he cries and then I want to write my name across his taint with a Sharpie.
The Sword has confirmed that Shia LaBeouf has a penis, and the Transformers star remains in stiff competition with Taylor Lautner for the title of Hollywood’s Leading Man Pouch.
The actor recently told Playboy that he’s “not extremely well-endowed,” but here’s a pair of dress pants that would beg to differ.
Robert Pattinson may be Twilight’s break-out star, but it’s Taylor Lautner whom I’d use my last roofie on.
A pale furry man with a microphone professed his love for Bi-Curious George at a press conference in Italy. “Kiss me!” said the homo. “No,” said George.
Levi Johnston joked about posing in Playgirl on the set of a photo shoot. Within hours, the gay internet freaked the fuck out, a Playgirl producer put in a call, and now, Gawker reports, Levi’s lawyer has confirmed that Levi will pose in his skivvies.
This vintage “fitness” video of Marky Mark circa 1993 will make you fantasize about things like ball gags and chloroform.
The Real World fuck stud wants to teach you how to shave your chest.
Holy shit. The perverts at US Magazine have finally released the video of Hollywood A-lister Channing Tatum’s g-string gyrations. (Warning: the video below begins playing automatically.)