Cannot Unsee: The Gay Male Escort With Elephantitis Of The Cock

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Please don’t read this.

You’ve been warned.

Meet “Eddie,” a New York City escort who claims to have a 12″ x 12″ “vascular rock hard monster cock,” but judging by the photos on his Rentboy ad, this is just straight up elephantitis of the dick.

Or, Photoshop. This is all just horribly Photoshopped.

Aside from his penis, can we also talk about the veins in his legs? And back to the dick, what kind of pants have a fly that is big enough to accommodate a dick like this?

Hot or not? I’d probably hit it. You only live once.

There’s also a video. Is he bloated?

 

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25 Responses to “Cannot Unsee: The Gay Male Escort With Elephantitis Of The Cock”

  1. Samuel Colt says:

    He is… it is.. real.

  2. Carlos Manswell says:

    How long before you fly him out, dust him off, and have him filmed at Truck?

  3. Jai says:

    God grant me the salinity…

  4. Peter says:

    I dont like it , its like et’s penis

  5. Uh ....No. says:

    Who’s had him (besides Samuel Colt) ??. “Straight” and ugh, those tattoos ? And that dick ?? (is that from excessive vacuum pumping ?) I’d keep on looking for someone else. Plenty of other choices in Manhattan.

    No fucking ?? Of course not …like this ‘straight’ guy, it looks like that dick just lays there.

  6. Jessie Lee says:

    I’d bet there’s a size queen out there whose hole is hungry enough.

  7. Drew says:

    I just want to know if he feeds it peanuts. That is fucking nasty!

  8. Andrea says:

    I usually don’t like that kind of “freak” (pass me the term) but… i find him hot. I’d totally have “sex” with him.

  9. sxg says:

    It’s clear he’s had so much body work, not just on his dick and balls. He’s either had some implants and/or injections all over his body to create such a cartoonish body. He looks like a real life Tom of Finland model.

    • Daniel from Brazil says:

      Don’t say that! The Tom of Finland’s men are sexy, this guy is NOT.

      • sxg says:

        Well actually Tom of Finland is a bit tamer than what his look is. I can’t think of the artist who pretty much took the Tom of Finland look and went over the edge with it.

        BTW I find this look a bit disturbing, but my curiosity wants to take this body out for a spin haha! He actually has a handsome face. I just think it’s weird that a straight man would do all of this to himself considering there’s not a sane woman in the world who would be into it. Guys, however, we are just freaks ;)

  10. Buffy2004 says:

    No…just no. I’m going to have nightmares with this.

  11. Julien says:

    Hideous dot com!

  12. Bull says:

    good gawd…that man needs some serious therapy! What a fuckin’ freak

  13. gnormie says:

    disturbing

  14. Winterhell says:

    Like Samuel said, it is all real. He got that dick from plenty of vacuuming. Must have been big to start with, but he made it cartoonish. As for his physique, again, it is real. Helped by steroids, but still real. He is actually a handsome guy. Pity though. He must not find any pussy that would ride him.

  15. Matt says:

    GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  16. Eddie says:

    ” Eddie ” is for ‘ discrete total botton gentlemen ‘…who want to improve their asses into a huge dinossaur’s cloacas. ( BTW: I’m not a escort, I’m not ‘ Currently serving in Manhattan, I’m not living in the U.S.A., I’m not american. I swear. )

  17. Reading is fundamental ..... says:

    His ad says ‘no fucking so don’t ask’. Everyone’s hole is safe.

  18. Absurdist says:

    Are you new? Al Parker was hiring monsters like that for porn DECADES ago. (And no, no one got fucked by them.)

  19. Absurdist says:

    Okay, that said:

    1) True, he is not difficult to look at, face-wise.
    2) Why do I get the feeling he doesn’t leave the house all that often? They don’t make pants big enough for that dick to fit alongside one of those thighs. Are there apartments in lower Manhattan big enough for a wheelbarrow?

  20. GayAtheistLH says:

    It’s So embarrassing to find out your father is an escort.

  21. John says:

    If you click on the top right picture you’ll notice that the hand melts into the cock – i.e. blatantly Photoshopped.

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