You loved(?) the photos, now see the video from Mark Dalton’s unforgettable presentation at the Ronnie Coleman Classic, a.k.a. the event that was the subject of my night terrors for the past two weeks. Warning: There is dancing involved.
Remember those old California Raisin commercials? This is a little like that, only instead of raisins in a conga line, I’m reminded of a hunk of beef jerky sauntering around in a pink thong. Delicious!
[via QueerMeNow]
I’ve been dragged to a couple of bodybuilding contests before, and it’s really surreal.
Quite a trip to see otherwise homophobic, heterosexual people in the audience cheering and applauding the physical perfection of their own gender.
Looks like he was having fun and sounds like the audience was into his routine. Did Forest get a booking fee?
Maybe it was his first time and he didn’t know what to do or how to do it. If that’s not the case, there were moments there when I felt he may have been possessed. That could be the reason.
Is he chewing gum or just grinding his teeth from all the crystal meth use?
If there is ANYTHING I cannot abide, it is a pageant contestant chewing gum on the stage. No, ma’am.
It is strange, but have any of you ever watched those Little Girl Pageant TV shows before? You know… “Toddlers and Tiaras” and shows like that? Well…He makes the same kind of STUPID faces all those little girls make in those pageants while he is performing. It is so disconcerting to watch!
Awww he is as cute as always…. Yeah he is orange but I supposed is the only way for a white guy to really show off definition…i guess i dont know…
I love him anyway as crazy as he is… Good to see people commited and having fun at what they like…