Brits Invent Molecule That Could Cure Hangovers

British scientists at Schering Plough have come up with a new molecule, named Bridion, which was originally intended to cleanse the bloodstream of unneeded anesthetic after major surgery.  The substance, which researches believe could be applied to hangovers, quickly forms a protective shell around toxins in the blood and flushes them out of your system, just in time for Sunday brunch.

Hopefully Bridion will work better than that Chaser Plus bullshit, and hopefully it will be on the market before our livers give out.

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New treatment for blood poisoning could prove instant hangover cure (UK Telegraph)

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