(Did you know that The Sword won a Cybersocket Award last year for, um, “Best Erotic E-Zine”? Well this year, Cybersocket realized that E-Zines died with Netscape and they nominated me again — this time for “Best Porn Blog.” If you dont vote for me, then that’s just fucked up.)

And now: Rob Romoni’s Top 10 Reasons to Vote For Rob Romoni
(nominated for “Best Personality” at the Cybersocket Awards)

10. Two Words: Legs Up
9. Is the Ambassador of “inappropriate” behavior
8. Thinks there are “No Deal Breakers” when you just add alcohol and friend
7. I never say no!
6. Will reveal my secret fetish
5. With a win i will no doubt get dp’ed in my next movie
4. Will dress in drag and lip sync Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’
3. Didn’t laugh when a co-star farted in his face — rather, returned a courtesy fart to lower the awkward factor
2. I want a Kanye West moment
1. Because when you need to laugh you can just call me!

Vote here.

And if you don’t follow Rob Romoni on Twitter, you should get on that.

WATCH NOW:

Rob Romoni in Taking Flight, Part 2 (Falcon Studios)

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