Breaking News: Paddy O’Brian Bottoms For The First Time…For Rocco Reed!
Based on the top’s orange FUPA shown in the photo of Paddy O’Brian getting fucked, The Sword can 100% confirm that Paddy O’Brian’s first time bottoming is for none other than retired gay-for-payer Rocco Reed.
Some have speculated that Paddy’s top could be Topher DiMaggio or even Paddy’s “best mate” (spare me) Paul Walker, but both of them have abs, especially Topher. Based on the FUPA below, Paddy’s top is Rocco Reed.
Other than Rocco, the only other option might be Colby Jansen since he’s definitely got a belly, but as seen in the photo below, this belly is virtually hairless, unlike Colby’s. Also, this is more of a FUPA, not a belly. And whenever you think FUPA, you think Rocco Reed.
Here’s the photo. Pay attention to the FUPA.
AND: The top’s pubes (or at least what’s left of them) are dark brown, the same color as Rocco Reed’s. Did Men.com fly Rocco out to London before he retired? Or was the scene shot here in the states before he retired?
On the left, Paddy’s top’s FUPA. On the right Rocco Reed and his FUPA getting fucked. Note the matching nipples and matching orange skin color, too.
Given the hype over Rocco Reed’s first time bottoming last year, it would only make sense to have him pass the limp baton over to another first time bottom, Paddy O’Brian. Let’s hope Paddy can maintain an erection for more than 10 seconds.
I’m willing to take the risk of being wrong if it means guessing right before anyone else. And if I am wrong (we’ll find out next month), I guess I’ll look pretty dumb. Not as dumb as a limp-dicked bottom though.
What do you think? Is is Rocco Reed? Is it “best mate” Paul Walker? Topher DiMaggio? Colby Jansen? Someone else from Men.com? Do you even care? Can you at least pretend to care, like me and everyone else?