Take-aways from the ad include:

1) Boy Butter won’t stain your sheets! — that is, if you take the time to pull out a sponge and some detergent or some shit right after sex.

2) The Boy Butter brand also produces one of those lubes, like Anal-Ese, with built-in anal anesthetic for all you tight-assed bottoms (you just better not be a lazy bottom!).

3) Hedda does a really freaky impression of Weird Science-era Kelly LeBrock every time she makes those “hurts-so-good” noises!

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New Boy Butter Commercial feat. Hedda Lettuce (Boy Butter Blog)