Body Paint, Boy Toys, and Blowjobs: This Bewitching Week in Gay Photos

From Madonna’s latest fame-seeking lesbian french kiss to a gallery of wondrous photoshopped celebrity skin, the week is up and the consensus has weighed in. Here is your week in gay photos:

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10. Time Out New York unveils its oft-homoerotic “Horny Issue” and it’s actually filled with tons of hot dudes.
From the above shot by cult photographer Paul Mpagi Sepuya (modernpaul.com) of best buds Layard and Jonathan to some Ryan Pfluger night-shots elsewhere in the issue, TONY‘s got us wondering why leaked nude pics and sex tapes of celebrities are that big of a deal when unknown fags are equally as hot.


9. Lance Bass gets flaming on his 29th birthday and subsequently roams the streets with a shirtless bodyguard.
You have to hand it to Lance Bass. He went from being one of the least interesting members of *NSYNC with a gayface to one of the biggest gay celebrities on the planet, and now he’s getting tons of ass from buff dudes in West Hollywood and all you’re doing is sitting at your computer and reading about it. :*(

8. Pierre Fitch hangs out at home, cooking and allowing his penis watch episodes of South Park.
Enough said. But if you need more details you should head to Gay Porn Blog.

7. Introducing… Jooooooooooooohhnnnyyyy Makeup!
In an age where celebrities are self-made for no apparent reason, former Tyra Show guest and member of the electro-rap trio VIP Party Boys, Johnny Makeup is putting himself in the running to become Paris Hilton’s BFF and he seems to be pulling into the lead. Whether it’s the American Apparel sponsorship, ties to the fashion world or good old fashioned clubbing his way to the top, Makeup may just be trendier than Bobby Trendy, and cockier than Chris Crocker, and the new most annoying gay celebrity in the world. TA-DAAA! (Queerty)

6. Madonna makes out with a French lesbian fan on stage.
Old dog, same tricks.

5. Marc Jacobs shows off a new man, and then goes back on heroin.
Okay, both of those statements may or may not be true, but it sounds pretty glamorous to us. After showing off some new arm candy at the annual Costume Institute gala, the fickle designer made further headlines this week, when friends expressed concern that he was back to his old bad habits. “There’s always a different boy,” a friend lamented to Page Six, “and everyone is worried he’s going to pull a Halston.”

4. Joaquin Phoenix is totally one of those body art freaks!
Traveling to Brazil’s Amazon Rainforest, Joaquin stopped to get tattooed by the residential Yawanawa tribe and photographed for Italian Vanity Fair. Full body tattoos haven’t looked this hot since the Pam and Tommy sex tape.


3. Speaking of body art, our favorite underground mainstream auteur amateur professional superman François Sagat is no stranger to bedazzling his torso!
In photos posted to his blog, he serves us Tom of Finland with a Golden Gun twist. But then he had to go and get all creepy again!

2. The first official photo was released from the forthcoming Harvey Milk biopic starring Sean Penn, you, us and everyone else we know.
After San Francisco’s overhaul to 1970’s gay wonderland and an opportunity for everyone and our mother to be featured as extras to Sean Penn’s graceful political leader (and wrapped production on some hot and heavy sex scenes between the star and hunkazoid James Franco), we’ll take whatever we can get from Gus Van Sant’s post-production team. Our anticipation puts the Sex and the Shitty movie to shame.

1. Hot Justin Timberlake XXX blowjob photo leaks to the web! EXCLUSIVE!
Okay, psych. Man, these celebrity fakes have got us addicted.

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