“Given the unpredictable physics of a flying dildo and taking into account the flopping on the field, this was just a great move.”
Fans are blaming the Buffalo Bills’ mafia.
Could a Buffalo Bill’s fan also have a membership card in our mafia?
Or perhaps, both.
Plus a really good sense of humor.
Either way, this tosser has some fans.
As SBNation opined, “Here’s something you don’t see on an NFL field every day. We assume it was a Buffalo Bills fan who decided to throw a sex toy on the field during Bills-New England Patriots on Sunday, so we totally need to give them some credit.
Dildo launch from @hub_nation 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/nfL4tI9UVG
— Dillon Hayes (@Dillon_Hayes) October 30, 2016
In the third quarter of the Bills-Patriots game, one Bills fan decided to throw a dildo on the field while the Patriots were in the red zone.
Though it had to go, the Ref was not about to pick it up. Adds BroBible, “Can’t blame him, God knows where that dildo has been.”
“Quarterback Tom Brady appreciated the moment. “I did see it. Yes I did, I did see it,” he said. “I thought it was funny the ref didn’t want to pick it up. He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it.
“That was very unusual. That was a first. Only in Buffalo. That was very unusual.”
Gronk on the dildo being thrown on the field. "I think it was for the Bills" #Patriots pic.twitter.com/tNcFHZyv6l
— Chad Amaral (@chad_amaral) October 30, 2016
And the story of a dildo on the field would not be complete without The Gronk weighing in on the issue.
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