Since everybody’s a whore and an exhibitionist these days on Instagram and Twitter, you can now enjoy #EggplantFriday in which mostly straight men wear mostly gray sweatpants and show off their big, mostly hard dicks.
There isn’t much more to it than that. But the phenomenon of guys in sweatpants freeballing it and showing off their junk (or just whipping out 10-inch cocks for the camera) has gone mainstream and even has a day of the week devoted to it. Dick pics everywhere.
Even BuzzFeed is on the case.
Anyway, you now have a new hashtag to search for when you’re bored. And there’s also #EggplantEveryday And that fifth one down there with the actual eggplant on the counter is rapper B.o.B.
#eggplantfriday pic.twitter.com/r8Oukbm1ne
— #MUM (@ManUponMan) December 13, 2014
My DMs hella live lmfao #EggplantFriday pic.twitter.com/aYQ7RYgzU1
— Brittany Renner (@rennerbrittany) December 19, 2014
Men in grey sweat pants
#eggplantfriday pic.twitter.com/bIxYzlaRqI
— Ab-Soul (@TheRealMakiyahJ) December 12, 2014
Woahhhh baby FOLLOW THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT @eggplantfridays #eggplantfriday #eggplanteveryday pic.twitter.com/ueAlIwxCWP
— Thirst Trap (@eggplantfridays) December 14, 2014
Guys With Massive Bulges Take Over Instagram With #EggplantFriday Hashtag http://t.co/YRLkRyM6H5 @brenteverett pic.twitter.com/5Ptd8Bmztw
— TheGailyGrind (@thegailygrind) December 20, 2014
Finally! Some size on this website!
May want to make this a weekly review!
I’m lovin’ it !!!!
Low life whores ( Yes, only a ‘pleonasm’ to define this.) begging for attention.
I find it to be more like a modern day art form. I seriously doubt it will effect their careers, and if it does, would they really want to work for a company that is so uptight.
Now we have to figure out which pics are real.
Number five is rapper B.O.B. EggplantFriday began because he posted that picture with the eggplants on the counter… and because eggplant is the closest we’ll ever get to a penis emoji.
Do you really this careers are going to matter in the next ten years anyway. 12 year old vine and YouTube stars make more money then PhDs.
Moron. A tiny fraction of 1% of Vine and Youtube users make any kind of real money off of it. These posts are now PERMANENT and will be a huge regret one day.
Wow anyone posting a photo like this has given up the chance of any real career.