Benjamin Godfre and Simon Dexter Need Professional Help

In yet another sign that the U.S. economy is improving, gay porn stars and extremely good bros Simon Dexter and Benjamin Godfre are hiring a personal assistant. To assist them with what, exactly, is unclear.

Have you ever wanted to smoke a blunt with a former male model turned gay porn star? Have you ever wanted to hang out with a former Sean Cody model turned, uhh, underwear designer? Well, you’re in luck. Here’s how you can become the proud personal assistant to the gay porn industry’s most bromantic couple of all time.

Clearly, Simon and Benjamin are super busy after moving in together last month. After all, uploading photos to Instagram all day long is a full time job.

For what it’s worth, The Sword would like to obviously recommend PAIGE for the position. She’s got the experience, and she’s more than qualified!

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  2. Benjamin must be pretty old by now. Didn’t he make any money with all the underwear modeling? And that Simon guy….he spent a couple years cruising every gay bar in New York looking for an ever bigger cock and he won’t let go of his fascination with calling himself straight. Once someone using his pix on Dudesnude contacted my boyfriend. So we told the guy to go on cam to prove it was Simon Dexter. Sure enough, it was him. He called himself just ‘sexual’ and wanted to meet. Obviously we took a pass.

  3. Wah wah, I’m a bitter overweight old queen who says mean things about attractive people to make myself feel better about my saggy breasts wah wah.

  4. I don’t know what pipe they’ve been smoking out of but they need a psychologist and not a personal assistant. I agree with previous comments these two are obviously playing it up for the public for some sort of deal. The video says it all.

    1. I thought the exact same thing. They want a sort of gay ‘Zoila’ character. Working titles: Les Douchebags; How to be a hipster without really trying; ….

  5. I like Benjamin, seems like a cool stoner guy. But I wish he’d never hooked up with Simon Dexter (real name Czaplnski or something like that). I spent some time with Simon and he was the most boring, self absorbed, narcissistic guy I’d ever met. The feeling I got from just being around him was that he was constantly on-edge, constantly had a wall up, never relaxed, and I just never felt that he was a very happy person. He will never embrace what he did with Sean Cody, which in itself is very sad.

  6. Karl Rove's Mama's Dead Vag

    I’m sorry but those matching beards & matching Republican comb-overs on two “hetero bros” are killing me. Use goggles, a max and lab coat, Paige! Insist on ‘no teeth’ when they’re sucking your cock…er…eating your beaver, I mean.

    1. Karl Rove's Mama's Dead Vag

      BTW, paging Cliff Jensen, you have two serious customers in that vid. And they have cash I’m sure! So suck on that Jake Lyons.

  7. Benjamin is beautiful, even with what looks like jowls, forming. Nothing to say about Simon (is there anything that needs to be said about him really?)

  8. Come on guys, Benjamin is straight. Hee hee. Packed up and moved in with Simon. And Benjamin has gone downhill VERY fast. Smoking dope constantly does that to a person. And his body now looks like a grafitti wall.

  9. Come on Simon is trying to keep his name relevant and it is not helping by posting things out him…his limelight faded long ago once he stopped taking dick up the ass and fucking ass on camera….sure he works hard as an escort (at discounted prices) but alas it is OVER…no modeling agency worth their salt will hire him and well he is over exposed to be a kept boy…oh well I hope you saved your money Simon because “the dream is over”

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