Kevin Miller, charged with multiple counts of public indecency and menacing, was a little shy when cameras filmed him exiting a cop car in hand-cuffs and a tasteful green onesie. Local residents called the police after he approached several women to show off his gear. While he never threatened physical harm, his poor choice in swimwear was enough to get him arrested. Does this mean that we can call the cops when annoying straight girls make us uncomfortable by asking us whether we’re a top or a bottom?

Choice quote: “Take a closer look: Miller is even wearing a bra… perhaps to enhance his figure.”

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