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Dicks By Distance With ‘Manhunt GPS’

A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple’s pearl-clutching restrictions.

Conner Habib Whips Out His Book Blurb

I’m not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it’s something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan’s son.

Ricky Martin’s Former Bandmate Also A Fag

The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i’m-gay thing. And to celebrate, he’s posing nude.

I Just Learned That I Want A Boyfriend

Based on how sad and alone their pictures make me feel, I’m awarding the gold medal in boyfriend self-portraits to Colin Quinn and Oisín Share from Manchester, England.

Alexsander Freitas Got A Hand Tattoo

The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R  F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that’s what tattoos are all about.

Inside The Brain Of A Slave Boy

I don’t take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I’ll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.

Soldier Licks Unwashed Manfoot

God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here’s a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic’s foot for $20.

Gay Games to Outgames: ‘Waah Waah Waah’

San Francisco Gay Games athletes have issued a whiny press release complaining that there’s not enough room in the world for two gay sporting events. Well I would give these guys the same advice that I give to selfish cokeheads.

Robert Van Damme’s Wife Speaks Out

While the bodybuilder porn star sits in jail awaiting trial, his wife is unloading her side of the story, accusing Robert of striking her in an outburst and faking his love for her so he could get a green card.

Straight Porn Star Murders Co-Worker With A Machete

Breaking: Stephen Hill, who worked both behind and in front of the camera at a Van Nuys, CA porn company, is on the run after allegedly going postal at his production office, killing one of his co-workers and injuring two others.

The Porn Star Who Sold Daniel Craig An Apartment

Everyone’s freaking out because Daniel Craig went to a gay bar a couple weeks ago, but what I find more amusing is that his real estate agent is the gay porn star Tag Eriksson.

Bitches: A Dramatic Reading By Colby Keller

A teacher found a hand-written list of 90 kinds of bitches on the floor of a third grade classroom in Washington D.C. Here’s porn star Colby Keller reading it out loud.

IML 2010: The Leather Market

 

The boxes of free condoms were the only thing that went unmolested at this year’s leather mart. Sling daddies, prosthetic penises and a few porn stars are below.

[NSFW] Let’s Get This Bladder Started

Precious porn star Phillip Ashton took a moment to make everyone laugh uncomfortably in this behind-the-scenes video from a Boys-Pissing shoot, featuring Chris Porter, a variety of twink chubbies and a piss-soaked tile floor.

Open Wide And Say ‘Asshole’

It’s yet another new release from Titan Men. ‘Anal Assault’ features fuck-machines, jackhammer tops, latex fists and spinny dildos. I didn’t make it to the end. Visit TitanMen now to watch Anal Assault.

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Let’s Talk More About The IML Bareback Ban, Bitch

iml bans barebackLeatherati asked a few prominent leathermen to publish their thoughts on the 32nd annual IML Weekend’s first-ever ban on bareback vendors and promotions. What I learned is that the pro-ban argument needs some better representatives.

[NSFW] A Major League Baseball Player’s Cock

Breeders shave their balls too. Evan Longoria, the fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays, sent a picture of his well-manicured white boy cock to a female blogger with the message, "You like that, babe?"

Men Look Better Hairy, Did You Know This?

When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I’ve found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.

This Weekend, The Sword Will Sit On Chicago’s Face

IML and The Grabbys are just days away, so pile some dead cow skin into a suitcase and check out this new documentary called Kink Crusaders, which examines a couple warring camps of the 32-year-old leather contest.

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