“Choose Your Own Adventure: 2013 Edition” is an interactive game in which you, the fan, manage professional porn stars and their personal lives. Give it a thought for a second: there is literally no one else who is literally a worse candidate to be in control of his own life than a porn star.
Welcome to the second installment of The Sword’s new feature, “Gay Porn Tips,” where we give the studios, the stars, and the fans a series of helpful tips on a variety of gay porn topics! Today’s topic is for any gay porn stars out there who may have just been fired.
Think you know your gay porn stars? Test your gay porn star knowledge by guessing what some of today’s biggest stars looked like when they were babies!
Gone are the days where most people were content watching a video of two hot guys making sweet sodomy in front of a camera.
No matter what a gay porn studio tries to sell, you (the consumer) are the only one who really knows what you want. So, here’s your chance to very quickly and very easily write the gay porn that you want to see. Just fill in the blanks.
Gay-for-pay superstar porn star Sebastian Young has finally cemented his status as a gay porn legend by having a Twitter meltdown.
‘Sup! Mark Taint here. Just got back from a sojourn in Mumbai (kidding, I was in Pocatello, Idaho) and all I’ve done for the past three days is interview Sebastian Young, catch up on my DVR (can you believe what happened on The A-List: Detroit?!), and sift through all my work-related emails. Which reminds me: Look at all these terrible …
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The Sword’s special correspondent Mark Taint recently sat down with sexy bad boy and gay porn superstar Sebastian Young to find out what he’s really like when the cameras aren’t rolling. Everyone deserves a second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, or even eighth chance, and thanks to his strong and vocal fan base, Sebastian Young is poised to make yet …
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Hey guys, it’s me Mark. I recently attended a local Invention Convention and I stumbled upon some products specifically targeted at me, other gays, bisexuals, and maybe some fucked up straight people. I hope you guys are as excited for this stuff as I am! First, let me tell you about cum-flavored toothpaste.
My name is Mark Taint, and I’m an Anthoholic. Anthony Romero is literally the hottest porn star in the world right now. I say that with 100% objectivity because I spontaneously ejaculate upon even seeing his name typed on a blog. Anthony Romero. Oops.
With so many models, studios, tweets, links, videos, exclusive contracts, retirements, comebacks, and gay porn star meltdowns, it can get kind of hard keeping up with everything. That’s why I, Mark Taint, bring you my new segment: Gay Porn Week In Review.
Hey gay world, Marcus Taint here with another installment of Things You Will Comment on but not Read.
Do you like math? Do you like gay porn? Here then, try and solve these gay porn problems.
One of the perks(?) of being a guest contributor on The Sword is that all of the entertainment companies send me screeners of their gay reality shows, and I recently got a special insider exclusive sneak peek at several of this fall’s best(?) ones!
[Editor’s Note: The below guide comes from The Sword’s new contributor, Mark Taint! If you think Mark Taint is great, let him know in the comments. If you hate him, also let him know! He’ll be contributing all summer long, unless he gets fired.] Last month, Vice posted a so-called “Guide to Being Gay.” Vice is a faggot. Here’s my, …
