Though Barack’s, and the “No on 8” campaign’s successes are looking probable, all the fundie fanatics are still using precious html space with their psychic predictions for the hellish liberal future that awaits us.
There is no escaping the connection between sex and death in horror movies. Sex creates vulnerability. Vulnerability is perfect for murder (so they say). Like most things, when the sex and murder turns queer they become all the more enjoyable to watch. In honor of Halloween, here are our 7 picks for best homo-oriented horror flicks.
This 90’s classic displays the cool art of the lazy porn pick-up. The guys partake in a semi-interested non sequitur ping pong match resulting in, you guessed it, man on man action. Just like in real life.
This wacky old couple would like to invite y’all homos down to the farm and in to their barn. Which surely means you won’t be leaving. They may have been born in a barn, but you’re the one who’s going to die in there. We’d like to not fear the simple-minded like the musical team of Lewis & Lewis, because what they lack in IQ, they make up for in population.
Sing it, sisters!
Butt-loving bon vivant Michael Lucas spent last night among the high society ranks of Nichole Richie, Frodo and, appropriately enough, American Gigolo star Lauren Hutton at the Marc Jacobs Spring ’09 Womenswear show. It’s good to see the press shouting his name, though it must be hard to compete with Nick Capra shouting it in poetry.
There’s little we like more than butch cowboys referring to one another “jezebel” but that’s gay porn for you. In this clip from the 90s Catalina classic Hung Riders 2, the boys are on the hunt for some bitch-stolen gold and they ain’t got enough mean things to say about the thief. Bonus porn points for shooting half of this in some office with bad flourescent lighting. Looks like some of those divas couldn’t even stand to be on the same set …
In this short clip Lilly Allen gets to live out our fantasy of telling mean old queen Elton John to fuck off.
News surfaced recently that he popped Elvira’s cherry back in the 70s, so we thought we’d do a little pictorial retrospective of that old sex bomb Tom Jones. Our moms (or at least our moms’ trashier friends) thought he was sexy, and we guess we can see the appeal, if it weren’t for the afro and the crucifix. He’s no JFK Jr., that’s for sure. Anyway, if you can see past the faults, he apparently is really well hung, and we do have a shot (which proves nothing) of him in a Speedo. Enjoy.
They’re hot and they’re buff but they’ll never have sex with you
because they’re too busy rubbing their monogamy in your face. The
Jarics, gay porn’s most maddening couple (or “Gay Porn’s First
Exclusive Couple” as Falcon prefers them to be called) have started
posting the details of their blissfully coupled existence on one of
these newfangled weblogs or “Blogs” that the kids are talking about. And so they pull the curtain back on their private lives and what can
we expect? When they’re not go-go dancing, would you believe they tape
themselves having sex? To us that seems like going into the office on
a Sunday,
1. Icelandic Phallological Museum HUSAVIK, ICELAND Through Sept 10 It’s your last chance to visit the world’s only penis museum. Over 200 preserved phalluses represent every mammal that can be found in Iceland. (Yes, that means whales, polar bears and humans, among others.) 2. Run For More Time
FRANKFURT September 14 This popular charity event is the German counterpart to America’s Walk for Life. Not into exercise? Don’t care about AIDS? Skip the race and go straight to the beer-soaked after-party. 3. Janet Jackson Rock Witchu Tour
VANCOUVER September 10 After spending seven years away from the road, the mistress of thump kicks off her highly anticipated North American tour in Vancouver. Eh? Eh! 4. Folsom Street Fair
SAN FRANCISCO September 28 Are you ready, Daddy? This annual leatherfest is celebrating its 25th year of bald heads and hairy bodies. Time to polish those leashes and memorize those safe words! 5. Atlantic Stampede Gay Rodeo
GAITHERSBURG, MD September 5 – 7 Watch as that cowboy riles up a steer, mounts him and holds on tight. After the show, buy him a drink and show him what you learned. | 6. Gay Sunday at the London Zoo
LONDON September 14 Hang out with the bears. Stave off the apes. Smile at the peacocks. And if you have time, go take a look at the animals too. 7. Get Wet Weekend
CURACAO September 25-28 Star DJs, boat parties and art shows await. How nice: a Caribbean island that throws the gay boys a party instead of stoning them outside a pharmacy in a mass mob. (Holla, Jamaica!) 8. Rainbow March
SAPORRO September 14 Saporro is not just a premium Japanese beer. It’s also the host of Japan’s longest-running gay pride parade. Don’t miss the dance party the night before the march. 9. South African Gay Film Fest
JOHANNESBURG September 4-14 Take in the best of gay and lesbian cinema with this diverse offering of screenings, workshops and city-wide events. 10. Gay Ski Week
QUEENSLAND, NZ Aug 29 – Sept 7 With powdery slopes, apres-ski socials, retro bowling, wine-country hiking and closing night dancing, this annual event attracts skiiers from across the gay globe. |
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An organization called the Equality California Institute is spending untold millions to “spark a million conversations” with a television spot supporting rights for same-sex marriage. According to polls (which we rarely trust, unless we do them), the gay mafia is not far from achieving its goal of getting its own bridal registries and licenses to perpetual mediocrity; it will only take convincing between five and nine percent of the voting population of the state, or somewhere in the neighborhood of 600,000 to 1.2 million people, which isn’t much considering the viewer base of Bravo.