When the fire alarm system broke down at a Metairie, Lousiana Residence Inn, a technician tracked down the malfunction to the second-floor hotel room registered to 44-year-old Russel Vanderwerf, according to a story I first saw on Gay Sex Blog. It seems that Vanderwerf not only dismantled the fire alarms, but he also replaced the bedroom door with a 5-by-4-foot piece of plywood that was screwed into the door-frame with a gloryhole cut into the middle, padded by duct tape.

A staffer then told authorities that a hotel guest had complained that the door to Vanderwerf’s room had been propped open the night before, and that she’d seen several “young men” entering and exiting. There was also a complaint about “sex noises.” Another news report adds that, um, “the deputy also found a child’s sock and Elmo toy” in the room.

When he’s not giving non-recip blowjobs to anonymous cock, Vanderwerf works for the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, and he was in town on official business during his knob-chomping spree. He’s been charged with simple criminal damage valued at $500 to $5,000 and interfering with fire prevention.

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