The fact that I’m asking that question and the fact that I’m about to re-purpose a bunch of other people’s pictures and call it a “blog post” should tell you that either a) I really do hate myself, or b) I wrote this days ago and scheduled it to go live now due to the “slow news day” before a holiday weekend in which I am out of the office, or c) both. If you said “c”…DING DING DING.
If you don’t know, Instagram is an “app” for your dumb iPhone, which people use to take pictures of themselves and then talk about the pictures of themselves with other Instagram users who also take pictures of themselves. This fills such a void in so many lives! Validation is achieved by giving each other “likes” and “<3’s” and “comments” and “favorites,” over and over and over again. Some people, in fact, will indiscriminately click “like” and “favorite” on everything they see on the internet, all day long! Remember when “favorite” meant the *one* thing that was better than everything else? Ha ha. Anyway, Instragram is also just a fun place to see cute guys and maybe stalk them. It is like “Guys With iPhones” for gay ironic twink hipsters (twipsters?) with a modicum of iPhone app fame, but no cock shots :-(
This network of QTs all appear to sort of tangentially know each other in a weird and incestuous way, so hopefully by subjectively choosing my “favorite” eight and then objectively ranking them all by order of least followers to most followers, they will become jealous and get into some kind of “internet fight” with each other?!
#1: “Cody Tupper“
Oh. You might have noticed that Cody Tupper doesn’t have the most followers, so why is he ranked #1? Because he’s Cody Tupper.
Who is the cutest person on Instagram? (Besides Cody Tupper.)
Who gets the most inane responses to their photos like “ur a QT” and “super cute smile” and “love that tank top” or “u got a haircut! ;-p” and “sexxxi boy!” or “omg your so cute” and “cute lol” or “lov u bb”?
Who has the best “followers” to “following” ratio?
Which Instragram QT has the Qtest haircut/tattoos/eyebrows?
Who is the single most important person on Instagram? (i.e., the internet)