Are Dildos Humiliating?

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A Virginia gay couple claims they were “humiliated” and “in shock” after Continental Airlines employees allegedly took their dildo out of their bag and taped it to the outside before sending it out on the baggage carousel for everyone to see. But what’s so embarrassing about a giant purple dildo? (Warning: Graphic photos of the dildo below.)

Images via Plight 2171, where this is being called a “hate crime”!

The couple are, of course, suing Continental for “intentional infliction of emotional distress, invasion of privacy and negligence.”

A gay couple claims in court that Continental Airlines workers humiliated them by taking a dildo from their luggage and taping it outside the bag for everyone in baggage claim to see. Christopher Bridgeman and Martin Borger sued United Continental Holdings and Continental Airlines in Harris County Court. The men say they arrived in Houston from Costa Rica, retrieved their undisturbed checked luggage and after going through Customs rechecked their bags for a flight to Norfolk, Va.

“Upon arriving in Norfolk, plaintiffs exited the aircraft and went to the baggage claim area,” the complaint states. “Plaintiffs’ bags were sent to the baggage carousel where plaintiffs discovered, to their horror, that a private sex toy had been removed from one of their bags, covered in a greasy foul-smelling substance and taped prominently to the top of their bag.

“Plaintiffs experienced extreme shock and horror when they observed the above-described bag and when observing the surprised and/or laughing faces of numerous onlookers in the baggage claim area.

“Plaintiffs were experiencing such a high degree of shock and embarrassment that they felt compelled to call two friends to come to the airport to assist them.

“Fortunately, the friends arrived and were able to assist plaintiffs out of the airport and to their home, but by that time the damage had already been done, and plaintiffs had suffered severe emotional trauma.”

They seek punitive damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress, invasion of privacy and negligence.

Most airlines and most people who work for airlines are complete and total assholes, and this was a clear violation of privacy, so I hope everyone gets fired and Continental goes bankrupt. That being said, what does it mean that the kind of people who are fun enough to use an insane and ridiculous looking purple dildo aren’t fun enough to take a (stupid) joke? What kind of people fuck themselves with huge slimy purple dildos, yet find themselves “in horror” when proof of their behavior goes public?

These kind of people, apparently.

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15 Responses to “Are Dildos Humiliating?”

  1. G says:

    I wonder if it was double sided…

  2. Starrfucker says:

    Yeah… I mean the fact that they had to call two friends to assist them home just tells me the kind of queens these guys are… They just sound drama queens. Shove it back in the back and go home.

  3. Carry On People says:

    And now millions more people (than just the few in the airport) can gawk and laugh at these two horny losers. I wouldn’t want to see either of their nasty holes!!! The slimy residue on it was probably leftovers from last night’s love fest and they were too lazy to clean it.

    The Streisand Effect is in full force. Bottom’s up!

  4. get real says:

    Another case of a couple of embarrassing gays making the rest of us look bad.

  5. Chelsea says:

    Clearly they’re buying defective baggage. The backpacks I’m now designing would NOT break and result in such ‘embarrassment’.

    Clearly they overpacked that bag (like that dildo must overpack their ….. well nevermind.)

    What was so embarrassing exactly ? Do they use the dildo because one of them is a little ‘short’ ? Are they embarrassed by the color ? The size ? Their source of embarrassment needs to be clarified.

    Shame that that dildo does not match that bag though !! (a big black dildo would’ve with that bag would’ve been quite lovely … and perhaps less obvious)

    This is going to be some court testimony that I want to sit in on (“If the dildo don’t fit, you must acquit !!”)

    P.S. I would tend to be more embarrassed by that gay dog on the bed in the first picture … or is that a wig ??

  6. Stu says:

    Please tell me I’m not the only one that finds it odd that a dildo is a must have for a holiday?

  7. J2 says:

    I expect the few dozen people who witnessed that on the luggage carousel would have forgotten it pretty quickly so now the couple have brought the “humiliating” matter to the attention of hundreds of thousands of people? Interesting move. Any time someone googles their names in the future this will come up.

  8. half porco says:

    They look like fags anyway . You can tell they enjoy purple dildoes just by the way they smile !! SO it’s no big deal

  9. Lukes says:

    In all fairness, I really wouldn’t like to be at the queue of a crowded baggage claim and see mine passing with the dildo in plain sight.

  10. graeme says:

    the cheap bag is humiliation enough – not even Tumi ;)

  11. oaklwnbud says:

    I must be missing something here after reading the comments. It’s not about the dildo..it’s not about the drama queens. It’s a violation of privacy…clearly the bag was secure(closed but no locking device) and intact after going thru customs and rechecked for the second flt. Obviously the baggage handlers are not to be trusted…a bag without a lock screams “open me up and see what you can find”.

  12. Drew says:

    Well now I know what Paul Reuben’s uses for bait when he goes fishing. For the love of god if you’re going to stick inanimate objects in your ass can you at least pick a flesh color?

  13. Drew says:

    One more thing I think the subway restaurant down the street from me has the same wall art they have.

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