Discrimination is far from illegal in this Muslim nation, and job-seekers with the airline must endure a beauty pageant regimen of regulated diets and mandated spa treatments. As today’s Wall Street Journal reports, flirting aboard the airline is encouraged, and flight attendants are required to politely accept passengers’ offers of business cards and phone numbers.

Few employees are complaining, though. Benefits on the ground are lush. The young and single ones all live together in a luxury Dubai complex and enjoy dorm-like debauchery. And many of the employees enjoy an independent career with Emirates that would be impossible to find in their home countries.

Still, the company’s no-nos — don’t get fat, don’t get pregnant, don’t be gay — are enough to outweigh the benefits. It’s weird to us that while regular skin facials are required, an occasional cum facial will get you fired.

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