For its next “I’m a Mac; I’m a PC” commercial, Apple should consider replacing Justin Long with Maggie Gallagher. AMG announced today that its “Beefcake! 1.1” iPhone app was removed from the iTunes store, and that Apple pointed to the two harmless vintage photographs below as “examples” of the app’s “objectionable content.”
Don’t worry, though. If it’s tits and pussy you’re looking for, the iTunes store is still flooded with half-naked women. “Chanel,” “Jasmine” and “Mary” are just a few of the hundreds of sex vessels that Apple is happy to pimp out. What couldn’t be more clear to The Sword is that there is only one solution to this problem, and that’s to find the fucktard Apple executive who thinks shirtless men are obscene and wash his mouth out with a crusty bar of smegma.
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well they approved “grindr” which is a GPS-based gay hook-up app – they can’t be that opposed to gay sex! my guess is AMG’s app just sucked –
There’s a hole in their jeans – exposing underwear. They’re wearing fucking layers.
Beefcake?!? There’s zero beef to be found, and even less cake! Maybe it was pulled because the guy(s. Are they both the same dude?) ain’t even the least bit attractive, lookin’ a hot mess, with some strange “situation” happening right around the crotch…
bit overexagerating
its pretty clear…the woman are not nude…there are no nipples or vagina showing
the men…are
apple are completely right, men can wear whatever they want as long as there not showing any….genitalia.
apple arrree correcto :)
Honestly, as a gay man I’m not offended by the removal of this app. The reason is when I look at those two pics, it kinda looks like their dicks are hanging out. I know most other guys would be like “woo hoo”, but I wouldn’t want to see that. Also, the Grindr App (which is about as gay as an app can possibly get) is still enjoying it’s life in the App store. I think it has more to do with the fact that it looks like those two pics above have a penis exposed. Nothing really to be offended about, if you remember the “Hottest Girls” app was quickly pulled after people found out there were tits exposed in it.
Let’s focus on the real matters such as gay marriage (which Apple clearly showed they supported) rather than some silly app removal.
they gave a fuckton of money to the ‘no on 8’ campaign so it’s not like the company’s full of homophobes.