Last Friday we unveiled a Tim & Roma episode featuring our deal pal Antonio’s store, Eco Boutique. That same day, Antonio wrote a blog entry announcing that his store will be closing in September.

In addition to his struggling business, Antonio has been battling the police, who are apparently threatening him with a week in jail because he never switched his driver’s license from Florida to California after moving across the country.

The horsehung Puerto Rican proves with this blog entry that his first language is rage:

in September Ill close my doors and will be no SALE for closing fuck you all that are waiting for that Sale … Gay Men are The worst supporting me Specially in FRISCO they are so Artificial I like  the Gays in LA and NY they are more friendly and Better

Biaggi then zeroes in on gay men in their 40s and 50s with a litany of complaints: these gay elders wear ill-fitting clothes meant for 20-year-olds, they have nothing better to do than going to gay bars every day and they gossip “like college girls” behind Antonio’s back at the gym. His damning verdict :

Every thing translate to sex. If you don’t have sex with them they wont Talk to you.

There, there, Antonio. We’d be happy to comfort you at this difficult time. But only if there’s a possibility of sex afterwards.

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