It’s a shame that Pablo Hernandez will never fuck me.
And he looks a little bit like too much of a bossy muscle bottom for me to handle, so I’ll pass.
But now he has a whole Madonna-parody single, “Bitch I’m a Bottom,” and a music video for it, just to make sure we all know what a bottom he is — just in case we missed the sex tapes.
Boner killer, anyone?
Also featured in the video is Pablo’s porn star boyfriend, Lucas Entertainment model Drae Axtell.