And For His Next Trick, Johnny Rapid Transforms Into Hairless 1950′s Mail-Order Sex Toy
No doubt inspired by any one of the performances from fellow Men.com exclusive Rocco Reed, Johnny Rapid plays a lifeless, wooden mannequin in his new scene, “Johnny In A Box.” This is the creepiest/hottest thing I have ever seen.
Despite portraying an inanimate object, Johnny Rapid is able to convey more passion than most other gay porn stars working today, and he has easily delivered the most believable, natural, and convincing Men.com performance of the year.
The only downside to “Johnny In A Box“? Johnny Rapid’s famously hairy asshole is completely shaved, because I guess 1950′s sex toy mannequins didn’t have body hair? (And 1950′s straight men like Marcus Ruhl had stupid tribal tattoos?)
One more reason to not use fake cum: It looks like some of that Cetaphil is diluting/smudging away the ink on Johnny Rapid’s left shoulder. Oops. :-(