According to the company’s website, the pervy chocolates have acquired celebrity fans like Ana Matronic from the Scissor Sisters and Graham Norton. Sounds like a mildly fun novelty gift, but if we’re going to by a fake asshole, it’s going to be of the Blake Riley variety, not this one.

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