Southern Strokes says that you will love Joe and his 10-inch cock. “Joe is the kind of guy who would do anything for you,” the site says, “and he’d follow through just to make you happy.” The company may want to rewrite that entry — maybe something like, “Joe will break into your home at 3 AM and stab you to death.”

The investigation is still in its early stages, but investigators are chalking the motive to jilted love, as one of the victims was Abbott’s estranged girlfriend. Early on a Saturday morning, Abbott entered the suburban Alabama home and fatally stabbed the four roommates, who ranged in age from 24 to 31. At least one of them fought back. Few other details have been released thus far, but the police chief describes the scene as horrific “to the point of being surreal.”

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Jilted lover blamed in horrific Hueytown killings (Birmingham News)