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Survey: New Yorkers Most Likely to Top

Unlike Janice Dickinson, a whopping 73% of Houston’s Craigslist-using inhabitants were seeking tops. It turns out that while you shouldn’t mess with Texas, you could probably get away with sticking at least a finger up in there. Miami, San Francisco and Los Angeles were also bottom-heavy with 69%, 63% and 61% top-seekers, respectively.

There were only three cities on our list with more tops — New York City, Atlanta and Washington D.C — with pushy New York leading the way with 54% of those endlessly amusing M4M posts looking for a bottom. We could speculate endlessly as to why San Francisco is forever on its knees, or why Atlanta fears its butthole, but frankly, we’re too busy organizing an interstate gangbang on via Twitter.

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13 Responses to “Survey: New Yorkers Most Likely to Top”

  1. greg z says:

    DC is full of “discreet” “str8 acting” douches, though.

  2. Spongey says:

    30% Tops in Miami, please! It must be the same guy posting with different names. LOL!

  3. Cass says:

    It is a well-known fact that San Francisco is 99% bottoms.

  4. Gavin says:

    I’m sure the D.C. craigslist ads are heavy with Thugz on the Down Low

  5. Gavin says:

    Are Paul and Jay mostly tops?

    I get the feeling they are, the way they carry on about fuckable Mason Wyler and Dave Mason. They’re downright Masonic.

  6. Dudesnudes says:

    If by Mostly Top you mean Mostly Bottom, I suspect you’re right. Ah, San Francisco.

  7. Zach says:

    Jay is versatile, or, at least he is in my dreams.

  8. Paul says:

    Jay and I are not versatile, we are ambidextrous — we fuck using both our right and left hands.

  9. Arthur G says:

    This is BULL SHIT Atlanta is the Bottom Capital of the South

  10. Marco says:

    If you could be interested, this is the same study on Italian people:
    http://gayburg.blogspot.com/2009/06/italia-paese-di-versatili.html (in Italian Language)

  11. Marco says:

    I’m sorry but the above link seems to be broken (there is a space in the url). This is a shorter url for the same page: http://tr.im/n3bt
    I’m sorry for the mistake.

  12. Jake Arturtio Braden says:

    I should move to San Fran, So many bottoms to please :-) lol x x

  13. part says:

    Somewhere among news article at http://www.picktorrent.com I found the top number in New York

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