Sister Roma and mr. Pam represented NakedSword and The Sword at this year’s Grabby Awards in Chicago, and they played co-hosts at the now annual Post-Grabbys Recovery Brunch at the North End bar on Sunday afternoon.
And now it’s time to talk about The Swordie Awards, which were all handed out on Sunday at the Tim & Roma brunch in Chicago. This year I gave out prizes for Best Dressed (at the Grabby Awards), Least Dressed, Angriest Top, and more.
The time has come. Give these glorious suckable nips the recognition they deserve.
And now it’s time for the third and final heat in the reader’s choice Best Nipples Swordie Award for 2014.
The second heat of competitors in this year’s Best Nipple competition is here.
Next weekend at the Grabby Awards in Chicago — actually, on the Sunday after the Grabbys, at the Tim & Roma Post-Grabbys Hangover Brunc — I’ll be handing out the 2014 Swordie Awards. And this year you, lovely readers, will get to vote on one very important honor. Best Nipples of 2014.
It’s the week when the web is awash in lists, and the week The Sword traditionally starts making its own, so we didn’t want to disappoint you.
Congratulations to Jimmy Fanz, the 2013 Swordie winner for Best Facial Expressions From A Gay Porn Star. Enlarged photos of his award-winning face and trailer for his new scene below.
Trenton Ducati, a two-time Swordie Award winner (for 2012’s “Need You Inside Me” and this year’s “Best Dressed” at the Grabbys) can now add a THIRD trophy to his mantle, because the gay porn superstar has just won the 2013 Swordie for “Best Hair.”
Congratulations to gay porn star Brad Star, who in less than 140 characters has perfectly encapsulated literally everything that everyone everywhere has ever wanted to say. Here is the 2013 Swordie winner for Tweet of the Year:
The 2013 Swordies continue today with a brand new category and two first time Swordie winners: Jake Bass and Ricky Roman. Their bodies, facial expressions, and overall movements while having sex in their recent CockyBoys flip-fuck scene were the templates for the best GIFS of 2013, and therefore Ricky Roman and Jake Bass share the Swordie for Most GIF-able Gay …
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One of the first Swordies ever given out exactly one year ago was the “Need You Inside Me” Swordie, and it of course went to Trenton Ducati. Like Trenton, this year’s “Need You Inside Me” winner is a no-brainer: Ty Roderick.
After weeks of waiting, you can now cast your vote for the Best Ass of 2013.
The nomination announcements for Best Ass of 2013 (the first and only fan-determined Swordie award of the year) conclude today with Logan Vaughn. The very definition of “bubble butt,” Logan Vaughn’s insanely round and gigantic ass cheeks are in a world all their own.
The contest for Best Ass of 2013 (the first and only fan-determined Swordie award of the year) continues today with Trenton Ducati. Whether it’s bouncing up and down while being fucked or thrusting back and forth while fucking someone else, Trenton Ducati’s ass is perfect from any angle.
The contest for Best Ass of 2013 (the first and only fan-determined Swordie award of the year) continues today with JD Phoenix, whose ass was sculpted by God and seems to have been designed specifically to sit on dicks.
Somebody glued six of your mom’s back massagers together and made something called “The Orgazmatron,” which is the 2013 Swordie winner for Sex Toy of the Year. Congratulations, Orgazmatron.
Last year, Connor Kline (a.k.a. Sean Cody’s Brice) had the distinct honor of coming in at #1 on my countdown of the “11 Hottest Sean Cody Models With The Stupidest Tattoos Of All Time” due to his absurd “Born This Way” tattoo, but now he might just win something else: The 2013 Swordie for Best Ass of 2013.
The 2013 Swordies continue today with yet another brand new category: Best Original Song. No other gay porn awards recognize achievement in music except for The Swordies, so I’m over the moon with excitement to award the Best Original Song Swordie to the song from Damon Dogg’s Cum Factory release, Fuck’d Stoopid, entitled “Fucked Stoopid.” Listen to “Fucked Stoopid” below!
The 2013 Swordie Awards continue today with a new and exciting category: Best Visual Effects. After being alerted to the existence of a movie called Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders, it became immediately clear that this film had to win some kind of award. Because how often do you get a movie that has glory holes, breeding, and werewolves all at …
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The 2013 Swordie Awards continue today with a new category: Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr. The only two requirements for this award are that 1) the man not be a gay porn star (there are enough other awards for them) and that 2) the man has a Tumblr. Meet Frankie, of “DontDoItFrankie,” the Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr.
The great thing about handing out my own awards is that I can do them whenever I want and give them to whomever I want. And because it’s never too early to start handing out awards, welcome to the 2013 Swordie Awards! The first category of the year is Best Duo, and the winners are Anthony Romero and Colby Keller …
Maybe if you all would stop leaving comments about him, there wouldn’t be so many blog posts about him.
It’s the most coveted award of the year. The award for sucking dick.
This past summer I showed you a behind-the-scenes preview of Cody Allen fucking himself on NextDoorMale, and not only is the actual scene (watch below) even better than anyone could have imagined, it is also the Swordie winner for Best Gay Porn Solo of 2012.
Talent agent and male madame David Forest’s legendary press releases have been introducing, re-introducing, re-re-introducing, and re-re-re-introducing gay porn stars to the world for decades, but it’s the press release re-re-re-re-introducing gay-for-pay gay porn mega legend (and doting father of two!) Jason Adonis that has earned Madame Forest the 2012 Swordie for Press Release of the Year.
It’s so boring, you can’t watch it. And yet, it’s sort of hot, so you keep waiting to see if something will happen. The set is boring, the guys are boring, the dialog is boring. Boring boring boring. Still, the guys are hot, and maybe when they get naked and move past the “plot,” things will get hotter? No, not …
The Swordie for Best Face of 2012 is by far one of the most important Swordie awards out of all the Swordies, and the winner of the Swordie for Best Face of 2012 is perhaps the least surprising!
In less than six months, my favorite gay porn newcomer Bryan Cole took a load to the face and got peed on in a bathtub for a sex toy commercial, was naked and tied up in front of thousands of people, was naked and tied up and not allowed to cum, and got fucked by four guys in the middle …
Sean Cody models are the unicorns of gay porn. Everyone jerks off to them, but has anyone ever seen one in real life? Maybe if I say that I’m giving an award to the best one, he will come out of hiding to accept it in person?
In the past year, Troy Daniels has been fucked by the hottest men in gay porn, and as much as I really want to hate him for it, I have come to terms with my jealousy and will instead award him a Swordie for being the Luckiest Bitch Of 2012. Here’s who Troy Daniels has fucked:
For the first time in the history of the first annual Swordies, ONE person is taking home TWO awards at the SAME TIME. That person is Anthony Romero, and he wins one Swordie for making the Best Homemade Video of the Year, and he wins another Swordie for Best Blog (Other Than The Sword) of the Year.
The first annual Swordies continue today with the Swordie award for “Tweet Of The Year,” and the winner is Men.com director Laura D.! No other tweet this year has embodied the sentiments of so many.
[Note: The Swordies are here! From now until the end of the year, I will be sporadically giving out awards in a variety of categories to the best (and the worst) in gay porn. How are The Swordies determined? Who votes for The Swordies? Don’t worry about it! It’s this simple: Whomever and whatever I want to win, wins.] I …
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[Note: The Swordies are here! From now until the end of the year, I will be sporadically giving out awards in a variety of categories to the best (and the worst) in gay porn. How are The Swordies determined? Who votes for The Swordies? Don’t worry about it! It’s this simple: Whomever and whatever I want to win, wins.] Box …
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ChaosMen calls him “calm and deliberate.” Is it possible to be Zen when you’re fucking? Taking a look at Tegan plowing Vander in his first fuck scene, the answer is definitely yes.
“She’s my best friend, she wants me to do this for you,” says Jimmy Fanz as his gets on his knees in front of Vadim Black in Men.com’s My Best Friend’s Husband Part 4. Ahhhh, so that’s what friends are for!
Sexy British porn stud Mickey Taylor has just signed on as NakedSword‘s latest exclusive model — the third in the last few months following Killian James and Bray Love. He also just shot his first scene for the studio with Bray Love, in Hooker Stories 3, as of yesterday.
Timing really is everything. Just as Iran announces a ban on “homosexual hair styles,” HairStylesOnPoint publishes their six top ‘dos for fashionable men this spring. No surprise the ever stylish and trendy are already sporting these looks. But it does beg the question, who currently has the best, or the gayest hair in gay porn?