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Lance Bass Returns For Final Episode of ‘Not Looking’ Season 2 (Also, Prancercizing)
If you have not been paying attention yet, Not Looking’s second season has been rolling out the past few weeks on Funny or Die, and you can start back at the beginning here. (Or here, if you missed Season 1.)
In ‘Not Looking’ Episode 3, Danton Gets a Job
In the third episode of this five-episode web season, Danton gets a job (!), Colby finds out that Jai from Queer Eye is cheating on him again, Shane gets into Satanism or Wicca or something, and Parker does drugs with his awful new best friend, Lee, played by Jeffery Self.
Watch This Now: ‘Not Looking’ Season 2, Episode 2
In the second episode of the new season of this web series about terrible and shallow homos in L.A., we get another funny bit from Drew Droege, whose character Danton is about to kill himself with a butter knife, and Jason Martindale’s character Colby (pictured) screaming “I feel like Allison Williams!” as he’s getting his ass eaten.
YESSSS: ‘Not Looking’ Season 2 Begins, Finally
It’s been five months since they teased me with this trailer, and finally the boys of Not Looking return.
‘Not Looking’ Season 2 Trailer Looks Amazing
As I said multiple times last year, Not Looking, the LA-based web series spoof of Looking that centers on four mostly superficial friends, is everything and more.
Which Is Funnier: ‘Day Drunk Gays’ or ‘Not Looking’?
Episode 2 of ‘Not Looking’ arrived yesterday and in case you missed Episode 1, you should watch it here. But there’s this other gay web series, also following a group of drunk gays in L.A., that also recently showed up, called ‘Day Drunk Gays,’ and they’re on Episode 4.
‘Not Looking’ Way Funnier, More Accurate Than ‘Looking’
Whatever your thoughts on HBO’s Looking, which just had its gauzy, navel-gazing season finale last night, I’m pretty sure you’ll enjoy the new web series “Not Looking” on Funny or Die.
“I’m Not Looking For Any Money”
What happens when a big name porn star can’t find work with any of the studios? Wonky XTube videos.
Two Jagers and a Long Island: A Sword Guide to Not Looking Like an Asshole at the Bar
Are you one of those homosexuals who still orders Cosmopolitans in a busy club on a Saturday night? Or one of those fools who shoots Courvoisier like it was tequila? Our stalwart, go-to Castro bartender, Yuri Kagan, has a few suggestions which may improve your chances of getting laid–or at the very least, improve your chances of not pissing off the bartender who is your lifeline to blessed inebriation.
Brady Quinn Not Looking to Cruise, No Matter What It Says On Facebook
Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn is flaming mad, and not because we keep confusing him with Brody Jenner. Not only is his booming body being used to promote a gay dating website, they didn’t even have the courtesy to pay him for the endorsement.
UPDATED: Ricky Larkin: ‘There Are Just Not That Many Good Looking Black Guys In Porn’
Ricky Larkin is standing his ground after being called out for his opinions on why Black models aren’t prominently featured by mainstream porn studios.
“Keep Sucking. I’m Looking For Another Cumdump”
Yes. As it turns out, a group of guys can drown a cocksucker’s holes without ever looking away from their phones. After all, how would they find their next cum dump?”
Jake “I’m Not Gay” Lyons Posts Rentboy Ad Looking For…Another Rentboy?
Jake Lyons’ proposal to work for a straight porn studio apparently didn’t work out, because now he’s taken his case to Rentboy. And by case, I mean basket case.
Hung Bottom Wess Russel Rides Another Big Dick as His Porn Return Continues
One of my favorite stories of the year so far has been the return of Wess Russel to porn. After nearly three agonizing years away, the stud made a glorious return in January with his hot flip fuck with Trevor Brooks.
Fuzzy Stud Nicholas Ryder, Looking Hotter Than Ever, Is Back!
When we first saw Nicholas Ryder at Raging Stallion, he was sucking his own dick before getting fucked—quite an impression!. After debuting in 2018 and performing at the likes of Next Door and Men.com, the stud entertained us in The Night Riders and Bareback Crashpad at Raging…and then disappeared. But now he’s back and hotter than ever!
Could You Take Dom King and Another Big Cock in a DP?
You had me at “Dom King.” Then you had me even harder at “double penetration.” Of course, Dom isn’t the one being DP-ed, but getting to see him at his alpha best while destroying a bottom with another hung top is more than enough to keep me entertained.
Just Oliver Marks Looking Cute AF Getting Fucked by a Big Bushy Dick
Goddamn, Oliver Marks…how fucking cute are you?! That hair. The face and smile. That smooth toned bod. And that beautiful girthy cock. Just a vision from head to toe, and he looks especially amazing riding a big dick.
Together Again! Tim Kruger’s Big Dick Gets Another Crack at Oskar Ivan’s Hot Hole
It seems like just yesterday we were watching cute Colombian Oskar Ivan make his hardcore studio debut riding the big dick of daddy Tim Kruger. But it was actually two years ago, and now the duo celebrates that anniversary with a second one-on-one session!
Another Bendy Bottom Takes a Big Dick Up His Flexible Hole
Is April the official Bendy Bottom Month in gay porn? We recently saw cute newcomer Nick Floyd put his legs fully behind his head as he got fucked by a hot dick, and now another bottom is trying his best to repeat the feat.
Just Dean Young Looking Sexy AF in His Kilt and Socks
I know what you’re thinking: “Aren’t kilts Scottish? And isn’t Falcon | NakedSword Exclusive Dean Young Irish?” Actually, the internet tells me that kilts—while originating in the Highlands of Scotland—are also long-established in Irish culture (the more you know!).
Masturbation May: Looking At The Industry’s Best Gay Porn Sales
We’re more than halfway through Masturbation May, but that doesn’t mean we’re anywhere near done wanking ourselves off. So to help with all that self-loving that I’m sure we’re all going to be doing at least once a day for the rest of the month, we’re going to list off some of the best gay porn deals to help you …
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Aim For the Hole, Not the Bowl: Jeffrey Lloyd & His Big Fat Cock Make a Mess in the Men’s Room
Until a month ago, we hadn’t seen Jeffrey Lloyd at all this year—and that made me very, very sad. His cock is simply sublime, so much so that it ranked high on our 50 Hottest Dicks of the Decade. But then late last month he appeared in a 15-man Unleashed Orgy alongside another one of my cock crushes, Sir Peter—the …
Tim Kruger Sticks It To Yet Another Cute Brazilian Newcomer
Wasn’t it just yesterday that we were marveling at Tim Kruger‘s ability to find cute new Brazilian studs for Timtales? He recently destroyed the hole of Victor Oliveira, and now he’s back to test drive another newbie.
God Damn, Dalton Riley Is Looking Hotter Than Ever
I wouldn’t last a minute in the military, but if I showed up and was greeted by Dalton Riley looking like that (that ass! those triceps!), I’d do whatever the fuck he wanted (“Sir yes sir!”). There isn’t a single muscle on this man that isn’t noticeable…every fucking crevice of that body is on point. And now we get a …
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Celebrate Alexander Skarsgård’s 45th Birthday By Looking At His Best Nude Moments
Our favorite Viking stud turns 45 on Wednesday. He’s dreamy, he’s sexy, he’s Swedish, he’s 6’4, he’s the one and only Alexander Skarsgård.
Some People Are Not Liking That ‘White Lotus’ Ass Eating Scene
This has once again turned into a White Lotus recap blog and once again, I must tell you all that this was not an intentional choice. It just happened. I wrote about some male nudity after the HBO show’s first episode and every episode since has featured some intense XXX scenes that I, for some reason, have felt compelled to …
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Next Door Studios Signs Exclusive Model For Another Year
Good news for all of you Next Door Studios stans!
The Game Shares Yet Another Pic Of His Giant Dick
If you’ve been looking at celebrity nudes for a while, then you’ll probably remember the period of time when The Game was constantly posting photos of his XL bulge on social media. Well, if you’re fond of those times and miss that constant flow of eggplant, then we’ve got some great news for you – the thick daddy rapper just …
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Damn, Daddy! Colton Ford Looking Hot As Fuck in New Song & OnlyFans
If you asked me to make a list of my Top 10 gay porn stars ever, Colton Ford would be on that list. It was 20 years ago (!) that the stud made his gay porn debut, filming about a dozen scenes before leaving to pursue other ventures like his music career (the transition chronicled in the 2004 documentary Naked …
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Looking At Birthday Boy Ewan McGregor’s Best Nude Moments
Scottish sex symbol Ewan McGregor is celebrating a half-century of nudity today. The Scottish sexpot is not only one of the sexiest actors in history, he’s also one of the nudest!
Vote Now: Y’All, Is LGBTQ Ally Jon Ossoff Hot or Not?
With the Georgia runoff elections just a day away, it’s the last time for you to vote on what’s truly important: whether Jon Ossoff is a sexy fucker or not. Even if you can’t vote in the runoff, you can vote in our poll!
We’re Not the Only Ones Flipping for Sean Maygers’ Exclusive Debut!
After a long year away from the business, Sean is back and looking better than ever—and his flip fuck with Logan Stevens gets his long-awaited return off with a bang!
Looking Back At NakedSword’s First Film With A Trans Male Performer
We’re super excited and incredibly horny for Halloween 2020! In order to properly celebrate the big day, we’re taking a look at 13 of our favorite ooky spooky scenes and movies from past and present. So ready your Halloween candy and stiff cock as we look through some of our favorite Halloween-themed scenes from some of the industry’s top porn …
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Here Are Some More Gay Porn Flash Sales, Because Why Not?
We can sense that you’re in need of some new porn to spank your meat to, so why not sign up for a brand new site? With all these Summer Flash Sales going on, it’s the perfect time to try something new!
And The Most Uncomfortable Looking Scene Of The Year Goes To…
God bless these porn stars. They’re out here giving us excellent scenes even though they’re filming on some really painful looking sets. We truly don’t deserve them.
Brokinis: Hot or Not?
In case you were running out of awful swimwear options for the last month of summer, here’s a brand new look that you can try! It’s called the Brokini and it’s really, really, really fucking ugly.