A trained contortionist named Jessie Jordan has been making the gay porn rounds lately, and we’re torn — not only because we just ruptured our anal lining after trying one of his moves, but also because we can’t decide whether or not his circus freak antics turn us on.

Diesel Washington doesn’t play, okay?  He also doesn’t get fucked. Ever. Here’s Diesel getting in the zone before performing at Magnitude 08, the official shirtless pre-party of San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair–a performance which included him pissing on a young stud and fucking him Bully-style. Argentinian Titan man Marco Blaze makes a priceless cameo, tip-toeing slowly away after Diesel threatens to “brutally fuck him.”

For the third year in a row, porn star and former fashion model Levi Poulter is the face, and ass, of Key West’s Island House Resort.

Our smut-buddies at Unzipped extracted some rather interesting information out of body-building Mustang exclusive Samuel Colt. He once dated a guy so loose he could jerk off inside his asshole, for example. Also, if you have an accent or are from the future, he will fuck you.

Raging Stallion stud Scott Tanner, who won accolades this year as the rape victim in To the Last Man, was just minding his own business the other day, strolling down the street with Sister Roma, when some piece of something that felt like “shrapnel” blew into his eye.

Today it’s the birthday of the man who would be Mr. Gay Argentina–if it hadn’t been for them disqualifying him for doing porn.