Dennis West Figures Out How To Shut Paul Canon’s Mouth
Are Dennis West and a trip to Daddy Land a cure for Paul Canon’s motor-moth blues?
Are Dennis West and a trip to Daddy Land a cure for Paul Canon’s motor-moth blues?
Goodbye, Jimmy! We’re going to miss your hairy, spunky ass.
His name is Dylan Bridges, and if I’m not mistaken, he’s brand new.
Well, look at that. Longtime Sean Cody model Dennis has popped up with a new last name, and joins the ever growing case of Men.com‘s upcoming second ‘season’ of Gay of Thrones.
Topher Dimaggio goes west – as in Dennis West. When in reality, he should have just gone home.
Barebacking soldiers. Packing twinks. College flippers. Good time facials. Phantom Jackers. Athletic Supporters.
Brenner Bolton is a bottom extraordinaire. That became something of a refrain as that prized booty was plundered by Trevor Long, Dennis West, and Noah Jones in the past five days. But who fucked him best?
“Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” will be released in theaters this Saturday. “Star Wars The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody” will also premiere on 12/14 with a different kind of “release.”
Foreign fuckers, cum slurping, diversity, and a Hump Day WTF.
“In criminalizing sex work, you only make it more dangerous.” ~Leo Sweetwood
Unlike the Olympics, publicly bashing Men.com is a year-round sport. But in private, which of their 2000 scenes secretly made you cum across your finish line?
The animal head on the wall and Topher Dimaggio have the same look in their eyes. While the deer was caught by a hunter’s gun, Topher and Lucky Daniels got caught in a scene that should never have been shot.
Men.com’s Star Wars porn parody is ongoing, with the big Darth Vader fuck scene (with Vader fucking Dennis West’s Han Solo) premiering Saturday, January 9.
The first scene from Men.com’s laughable but possibly hot Star Wars porn parody, which is just called Star Wars, comes out Christmas Day, and we now have the preview clip and scene stills.
Coming this Christmas, not quite in time for the Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiere tomorrow, but likely by the end of next week, Men.com is giving us the Star Wars gay porn parody we probably don’t need or want.
Men.com has gone hog wild with the psuedo-incest/family-themed stuff in the last couple years, and a cursory glance at the homepage of Men.com shows why: Among the most popular scenes listed are a ton of scenes related to dirty uncles, pervy stepdads, and horny neighbors fucking their neighbor’s sons.
Life imitates porn? Apparently porn model and former Rentboy employee Eli Lewis’s roommate situation in real life is a lot like this scene he shot with Men.com a little while ago, which got released today.
Well well well… It looks like the Johnny Goes Bareback series is a four-parter after all, and JuicyBoys just released the trailer for a new scene (due out tomorrow), which is a fourgy, and Johnny, naturally, wants to take two dicks at a time.
I called it! Last week I was wondering how many Men.com models would be jumping over to the bareback side of things with the launch of JuicyBoys Productions, and in addition to the previously announced bareback debut of Johnny Rapid, today we see the site’s other inaugural production, a three-part, four-man bareback orgy featuring Tom Faulk — who I guessed …
Though a Men.com rep told The Sword back in May that their launch of bareback gay site JuicyBoys in no way signaled a move toward bareback for their flagship gay brand, what is it mean when one of the flagship brand’s most bankable stars becomes one of the first featured bareback models?
Men.com just sent out a behind-the-scenes clip that shows some tomfoolery, and a lot of waiting hard-ons, on the set of that amazing Gay of Thrones threeway starring Johnny Rapid, Gabriel Cross, and Darius Ferdynand.
I’m assuming this Asian girl is an employee over Mindgeek, but it’s weird that they never identify her on screen or even give her a fictional persona in this ‘Married at First Sight’ parody they’ve been doing, ‘Fucked at First Sight.’
Well, there’s no hardcore teaser yet, but Men.com dropped a YouTube trailer for their second “season” of Gay of Thrones. And Johnny Rapid plays the king who everyone hates!
Sure, “Batman V Superman: A Gay XXX Parody” is a riff of the respective comic franchises. But this is no parody of gay porn. It’s one of the better examples of it.
Smart boys who like superheroes grow up to be men who lust after them. Even in the comics.
Monday was a snooze. Yesterday there was cooze. But today, Colby Keller and Bennett Anthony will make you ooze.
Much like Jimmy Fanz, Kyle Kash is a vers star who’s done a lot of bottoming, but today he gets to do a little topping, at least via the bottom, in a ridiculously smoking flip-flop scene for Falcon with the beautiful Logan Moore.
We’ve ranked the 10 biggest pairs of balls in gay porn, and catalogued bunches of big bouncing cocks. Now it’s time for some swinging, bouncing, and sometimes low-hanging balls.
Sean Cody has been accused of being homophobic recently, but I’d like to also accuse them of featuring the hottest bottoms on the internet. Here are 10 of my faves.
A new mushroom has been discovered. It looks like a skinny peen and it’s been named Phallus dreweseii.
Heh. Phallus.
We have a winner! Congratulations to Dennis from Laguna Beach who successfully matched all ten of those wee little infant divas to the drag stars they became.
Anyway, for the curious, here’s the full answer key.