Continuing his efforts to fill the webiverse with pseudo-philosophical drivel that’s discussed without his shirt on, former porn star and generally weird hot person Chip Tanner brings us a new video in which he directly addresses viewer criticisms and questions.
Have you ever had to have a conversation with someone, and they’re about on the intellectual level of the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With At a Party, taking like a half hour to say something that could probably have been said in three sentences?
First of all, he’s got some serious issues around abuse, rape, and coercion, and we don’t really know what he’s getting at with that. He can fit a fist in his mouth. Oh, and he tried eating his own shit, twice, just for kicks. He calls it “poopies.”
Gay porn star Chip Tanner went from Randy Blue exclusive to go-go boy who lets nice ladies suck his d on a patio in WeHo.
He could totally be on one of those television talent shows if they were allowed to show erect cocks on television.
Yesterday I posted a video of what was the biggest, longest, most insane cum shot of all time. But then Randy Blue gay porn star Chip Tanner saw that video and said, “I’mma let you finish, but my cum shot is the biggest, longest, and most insane cum shot of all time.” Here it is.
You need to respect Chip Tanner’s boundaries.
In a bold and risky move, Chip Tanner has transitioned from producing “Dancing For Gender Equality” videos to producing “Exercising For Gender Equality” videos. The gyrating hips and nearly exposed genitalia choreographed to females dancing in barely-there booty shorts has been replaced with gyrating hips and nearly exposed genitalia choreographed to females exercising in barely-there leotards. Also replaced: Reese Rideout.
I think I’ve paid more attention to Chip Tanner’s odd, thought provoking, and sometimes disgusting YouTube clips than I have his ass, and that’s just not right. Today, I’m reminded of what’s really important (i.e., Chip Tanner’s ass) in this latest Randy Blue scene. Video and photo preview below.
Sick of Christmas? Oh well. Here are go-go boy/porn star pictures from Randy Blue’s Christmas party.
As famous for his ass as he is for his psychoanalytic videos on sexuality, Chip Tanner is now giving Roman shower fetishists something to fap to.
What happens when Randy Blue’s most prolific models/YouTube sensations finally join forces in a video? Lots of muscles and overacting, of course. Also, God is a big fag.
Randy Blue’s newest model — a freak gymnast whose ass comes from god– seems to enjoy touching himself. I would too.
Watch the full video at Randy Blue, and enjoy some of Chip’s homemade goodness here.
After piling out of a stretch limo, the Randy Blue boys worked the crowd at last night’s awards. Also, Chip Tanner brought his sister! Video and photos below.
Most of you didn’t like Chip Tanner’s last video, but come on, give this one a chance. It’s funny! Also, he has sex in this one, with himself.
It’s time to revisit everybody’s favorite hate-click of a topic, cataloguing who among gay porn models is actually gay, who’s bi, who’s straight-identified (gay-for-pay), who’s just omni-sexual, and who dislikes labels and refuses to commit to any of the above (cough, Bravo Delta).
Poop-obsessed former porn model Jamie Stroud, a.k.a. Chip Tanner, has given the world another YouTube video, and it’s about how he gave up toilet paper for 69 days, and liked it. And no, I don’t know why I’m writing about this either.
It’s been almost two years since The Sword has officially addressed the all-important question of who’s gay and who’s straight (and who’s somewhere in between or just doesn’t want to *define* their love of cock) in the gay porn world. And two years in the porn world is basically two centuries in most other industries. Whole careers have come and …
I’d rather eat gay-for-payer Chip Tanner’s poop than have to ever listen to human Ken doll Davey Wavey again, so I guess I’m #TeamChip?
After introducing hundreds of models over the past 10 years, it would be ridiculous to try and choose just 10 for this list of the 10 Best Randy Models Of All Time, but I did.
The underwear company that gets a lot of attention for its underwear ads would like a little more attention for having its underwear ads pulled from YouTube: Your removal of our video “Pink Paradise”…has left us feeling unsettled. […] There are thousands of videos that target the heterosexual audience currently on YouTube that show blatant female nudity and sexual scenarios …
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…of last week’s gay porn trivia contest and The Sword’s 2011 Gay Porn Star Couple of the Year are in. First, the contest winners:
Which gay porn stars brought the most search engine traffic to The Sword in 2011? The top 40 famous names are below.
Rather than bore you (though this still might bore some of you) with “best-of” lists from the year in gay porn, why don’t we play a game instead?
Except these ones, including shots of Chip Tanner in a skirt with a finger up his butt, are from a professional.
“…you little girl fucking, homophobic, intolerant, sexually opressed, guilt over masturbation wanker.” Chip Tanner takes on Islam.
Porn stars, cartoons, PSAs, and just plain weird shit round out the year’s “best.”
Kyle King, a gaggle of Randy Blue models, and one retired porn star take it (almost ) all off in this charity calendar. Enjoy their bodies.
Here is literally the gayest (and hottest!) video you’ll see today.
Twitter is so dumb. It is really dumb. Except for when gay porn newcomer Donny Wright uses it to upload pictures of his body. Thank you for reminding everyone what Twitter is really for, Donny Wright.
The men of Randy Blue came out on Halloween (a Halloween post two days after Halloween?! Haha, sorry) to dance at a party in Los Angeles, and your favorite retired RB model, Malachi Marx, was there!
A list, with photos.
Three perfect asses and three perfect cocks collide (literally!) in Randy Blue’s latest three-way. Free hardcore preview below.
With so many models, studios, tweets, links, videos, exclusive contracts, retirements, comebacks, and gay porn star meltdowns, it can get kind of hard keeping up with everything. That’s why I, Mark Taint, bring you my new segment: Gay Porn Week In Review.
All weekend long, gay porn stars partied, worked, partied while working, and worked while partying. From London to L.A., here is your gay porn star weekend photo round-up from around the globe. It looks like they all have such fun lives!
It’s like a Twink War, only with big-dicked tops! But whose dick is bigger?
