Jail Sentence Overturned for Lesbian Mom
A Georgia lesbian was found in criminal contempt-likely by a bigoted Southern judge-after she refused to hand over her daughter to foster care on the basis that she’s a lesbian. The sentence was overturned, thanks to an ACLU lawyer and a less bigoted Southern appeals court judge. We don’t want to sound callous but we continue to encourage all gays to simply move out of the South and let the bigots have it. It’s too goddamn humid down there anyway.
Group Behind Ban on Gay Adoptions Begs for Cash
The 365gay Newscenter Staff gleefully reports that a group of fundamentalist Christian shitheads who are collecting signatures for an Arkansas referendum banning adoption by unmarried people is not raising money as fast as their opponents. Wowza! And maybe, just maybe, all the people with nothing better to do besides knitting and fucking their cousins and following in Anita Bryant’s footsteps will be dead one day! Good thing most of them live in the South.
NY Rangers Accused of Not Doing Enough to Silence Homophobic Fans
Okay, look: We hate homo haters as much as the next faggot, but can’t we at least let them have hockey? And Arkansas? I mean, fuck it. We’re not going to change them overnight, so why not just let them keep yelling “faggot” at the players who can’t get the puck into the thing? And as surprised as we are to hear that Kevin Jennings is a hockey fan, we figure he’s just there muckraking anyway, because some gays just can’t stop muckraking. Our apologies to all the gay sports fans who disagree with us on this. We just really don’t give a shit what people are screaming during hockey games.
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