2012 Cybersocket Winners Aren’t All That Bad, After All!

Well, it wasn’t a total nightmare! There were the predictable wins, but there were also some genuine surprises, insofar as I am surprised that people who actually deserved awards won them!

Remember how I said I was usually 99% wrong with my predictions? Turns out I was actually only 80% wrong. The show started and ended late (just before midnight here) at Factory in West Hollywood, and here is a mostly complete list of winners:

Best Original Content: Men At Play
Best New Site: Men.com
Best Video Content: NextDoorStudios
Best European Site: Stag Homme
Company of the Year: Bad Puppy
Best Amateur Webcam: Miss Cody Cummings
Well, “amateur” is one thing you could call him. I hope he thanked PAIGE in his acceptance speech.

Best Fetish Site: ActiveDuty.com
Best Personality: Chi Chi LaRue
Business Person of the Year: NakedSword CEO Tim Valenti
Best VOD: NakedSword.com
Movie Of The Year: Bel Ami 3D.
I love Bel Ami, but sorry, you couldn’t pay me 50,000,000 Mick Lovell kisses to sit through a stupid 3D movie from any studio.

Best Porn Blog: Queer Me Now
Best Sex Scene: The Orgy in Aspen VI
Best Newcomer: Anthony Romero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Porn Star: Brent Everett
Well deserved for the tireless Brent Everett, and as someone remarked on Twitter, “I’m glad it was a gay guy who won!” Shit, given the way some of these nominees and winners were selected, I’m just glad it was a guy.

See you next year, Cybersockets. Until then, goodbye forever!!

14 thoughts on “2012 Cybersocket Winners Aren’t All That Bad, After All!”

  1. I would have thought that someone who runs a website would be more mature than to resort to childish insults because someone you don’t like wins an award. Obviously, I was wrong!

    1. A homophobic bigot won a gay award! Of course it was sponsored by the company he works for!

      What part of Miss Cummings don’t you understand?!

  2. who won Oh I dont care anyways next news item

    Cybersocket awards, sponsored by….

    Cr1 studios
    Next Door Studios
    Naked Sword

    LOL :D

    1. lol I just noticed that! I wonder if Tebow has any gay friends that’ll show him this, it would be hilarious to see what he thinks!

  3. That should be “Best Lack of Personality”- Chi Chi Lapband. Why wont that tired sanctimonious bitch just go away? Miss Lapband has been working that same phoney gasbag “personality” since the golden days of John Bunny.

  4. I have to say, Im a big Falcon fan and Im not one to complain much, but I thought the orgy scene in Aspen VI blew chunks. It was obviously 3 differently shot scenes pasted together. Seemed like Falcon cut some major corners in what should have actually been something legendary. It wasn’t the best sex scene of the year by a long shot. Lord knows I watch enough porn to know. (I still Love you Falcon!!!!)

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