2012 Cybersocket Winners Aren’t All That Bad, After All!
Well, it wasn’t a total nightmare! There were the predictable wins, but there were also some genuine surprises, insofar as I am surprised that people who actually deserved awards won them!
Remember how I said I was usually 99% wrong with my predictions? Turns out I was actually only 80% wrong. The show started and ended late (just before midnight here) at Factory in West Hollywood, and here is a mostly complete list of winners:
Best Original Content: Men At Play
Best New Site: Men.com
Best Video Content: NextDoorStudios
Best European Site: Stag Homme
Company of the Year: Bad Puppy
Best Amateur Webcam: Miss Cody Cummings
Well, “amateur” is one thing you could call him. I hope he thanked PAIGE in his acceptance speech.
Best Fetish Site: ActiveDuty.com
Best Personality: Chi Chi LaRue
Business Person of the Year: NakedSword CEO Tim Valenti
Best VOD: NakedSword.com
Movie Of The Year: Bel Ami 3D.
I love Bel Ami, but sorry, you couldn’t pay me 50,000,000 Mick Lovell kisses to sit through a stupid 3D movie from any studio.
Best Porn Blog: Queer Me Now
Best Sex Scene: The Orgy in Aspen VI
Best Newcomer: Anthony Romero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Porn Star: Brent Everett
Well deserved for the tireless Brent Everett, and as someone remarked on Twitter, “I’m glad it was a gay guy who won!” Shit, given the way some of these nominees and winners were selected, I’m just glad it was a guy.
See you next year, Cybersockets. Until then, goodbye forever!!
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I have to say, Im a big Falcon fan and Im not one to complain much, but I thought the orgy scene in Aspen VI blew chunks. It was obviously 3 differently shot scenes pasted together. Seemed like Falcon cut some major corners in what should have actually been something legendary. It wasn’t the best sex scene of the year by a long shot. Lord knows I watch enough porn to know. (I still Love you Falcon!!!!)
Yeah, it was pretty lame and there were at least a couple hundred scenes from last year that were hotter.
Hey Zach I LOVE that tiny pic of Anthony! What movie or shoot is it from? I’d Like Some More Please! ; )
If you right click on it and do View Picture, you can see it bigger. Winning!
I’m sure it’s a NextDoor shot, I found it on Anthony’s blog.
That should be “Best Lack of Personality”- Chi Chi Lapband. Why wont that tired sanctimonious bitch just go away? Miss Lapband has been working that same phoney gasbag “personality” since the golden days of John Bunny.
YAY Anthony! Contrats to Brent Everett too!
why do my fav’s never ever win? I HATE these awards show
Best Tebow satire ever!
lol I just noticed that! I wonder if Tebow has any gay friends that’ll show him this, it would be hilarious to see what he thinks!
Cody Cummings? Limp is the new black in 2012.
Cybersocket awards, sponsored by….
Cr1 studios
Next Door Studios
Naked Sword
LOL :D
I would have thought that someone who runs a website would be more mature than to resort to childish insults because someone you don’t like wins an award. Obviously, I was wrong!
A homophobic bigot won a gay award! Of course it was sponsored by the company he works for!
What part of Miss Cummings don’t you understand?!