Tweet of the year, possibly.

[Brandon Wilde]

With the exception of RuPaul’s Drag Race, no one watches Logo. Mainly because everything they air is horrible, but also because no one watches television anymore, especially on a niche cable network for an even nicher audience. So, naturally, the Viacom-owned and advertiser-starved network that was created specifically for the gays has unveiled a new slate of programming specifically for…everyone else.

Queerty:

Greenlighted programs for the spring and fall include Design My Dog, a canine makeover series from the creators of America’s Next Top Model; Eden Wood’s World, an unscripted series about Toddlers & Tiara’s 6-year-old diva Eden Wood; and Wiseguys, a sort of Real Housewives meets Mob Wives show following a straight Mafia princess‘ adjustment to life in L.A. Also on the schedule are pop-culture countdown shows Scandalicious and Outrageous, and two family/relationship-oriented series, the tough-love therapy show Love Lockdown and The Baby Wait, which follows various couples through the open-adoption process. …[T]his is the first time that Logo hasn’t developed any new programming with gay leads.

All garbage, to be sure, but nothing worse than what you’d see on any other cable channel. And it’s not that Logo was ever the embodiment of gay culture, but whatever little piece of gay culture anyone thought the network was still representing is definitely dead now, just like all culture. On the bright side, congratulations, gays! We really are just like “everyone else” now.

A Rick Santorum mosaic made completely out of pornographic images, most of which are gay pornographic images. While I can recognize some Randy Blue-style photos and some random amateurs (and there’s also an image of Sean Hannity!), I’ve been staring at it for the past half hour (click it for enlarged version…if you dare) and can’t specifically ID any of the faces/cocks. But, there’s gotta be someone we know in there?

ADDED:

Ah! Gay Porn Blog ID’d one of the images.

A new CockyBoys exclusive, and his name is actually pronounced “Jet.”

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Could you, would you, with a goat?

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Excellent on so many levels. A closeted, conservative Arizona Sheriff named Paul Babeu was allegedly trying to have his ex-lover, a Mexican national named “Jose,” deported for not keeping their affair a secret. And not only was Sheriff Babeu (that’s his Adam4Adam profile to your left) the co-chair of Romney’s campaign in Arizona, he was also a fierce (ha ha) opponent of illegal immigration. He quit the Romney campaign today after admitting to the affair (but denying the deportation allegations). This won’t hurt Romney (he’s going to be the nominee), but any time a hypocrite like Babeu is humiliated publicly is a great day! [Phoenix New Times]

 
…but less clever than something actual clever.”