10 Things You Need To Know About Brandon Wilde Before His Randy Blue Webcam Show Tonight
Brandon Wilde’s first live show for Randy Blue–which is being dubbed as his return to porn, but was he ever gone??–starts at 8pm PST, but before you click over and watch, you’ll need to brush up on your Brandon Wilde trivia. (Note: If the show is over, you can still watch the archive.)
10 tHinGs u nEEd to KnOw ABOut BRaNdon WiLdE:
I Want To Transition From Blogging To Acting
It’s not enough that I write a highly trafficked and wildly popular blog that gets tons of cool comments. I need more out of life. I want to develop my own personal brand and market myself beyond the blogosphere and into mainstream television and movies. I want to be an actor.
Gay Porn Stars Fucking In Hockey/Soccer/Baseball/Football/Wrestling Costumes
Here is a new Falcon scene where the performers are dressed up as…people who play sports.
“A Flesh-Eating Bacteria Ate His Penis Centimeter By Centimeter…He’s Lost His Manhood”
Peruvian man comes to Florida for a penis implant…and leaves with no penis at all. If only he could have just been content with what he had to begin with! It’s a good thing this is America, where you can come to get your elective penis surgery and then also come to file a fun lawsuit when that penis surgery doesn’t work out. [via]
One Week From Tonight: Pre-Grabbys Party With Tim & Roma!
Get excited!! One week from tonight, next Friday the 25th, the only place to be is at CHARLIE’S in Chicago, where the Tim & Roma Show will be taking over the bar from 6pm-9pm for a very special live taping of their hit talk show! Also appearing: NakedSword director mr. Pam and the blogger from The Sword! Like last year, gay porn stars, “personalities,” fans, and locals will be coming together to celebrate the Grabbys and the biggest weekend in gay porn. And like last year, it will be a mess. Who will get drunk and take off their clothes? Who will throw up? Who will look “hotter in person”? You have to come to Charlie’s next Friday to find out. See you guys there ;)
Zzzzz…
Please explain to me why and how anyone is excited about this movie? It has the sex appeal of a block of cheese.
Sean Cody’s Calvin Going Bareback Or Bel Ami’s Mick Lovell With Cum In His Hair?
Imagine that you are about to be killed and you can only masturbate to one more more gay porn scene before you die. Would it be the one where Calvin slam fucks the bejesus out of Grayson (who looks like he’s already died and gone to heaven) and then shoots a massive load in his hole, or would it be the one where Harris Hilton flip-fucks with Mick Lovell and then shoots a massive load in his hair?
The Sword Officially Endorses ______ ______ As The Next Fleshjack Boy!
I don’t normally do this, but I’m going to take a huge risk and alienate a lot of gay porn stars (and their fans) by going ahead and endorsing gay porn superstar ______ ______ to be the next Fleshjack Boy! Cast your vote for ______ ______!
Comment Of The Day
In response to Kink.com launching their new site with unknown gay porn star Marc Dylan…
Guess The Gay Porn Star Ass That Rafael Alencar Is Pummeling
Hint 1: Rafael Alencar and the bottom met once before over six years ago.
Hint 2: The bottom holds a special title bestowed upon him by The Sword last year.
Hint 3: How in the world are these guys able to fuck upside down/backwards with all their body parts in the air? That’s not really a hint.
