I Just Bought These New Penis Pants, But I Don’t Know Where To Wear Them
I just bought these pants that have pictures of penises all over them, but I’m not sure where I should wear them for the first time. Yes, I realize that these penis pants were actually designed for a female, but I have lost so much weight since I started doing Zumba, I can fit into practically anything, even female penis pants. Where should I wear my new penis pants for the first time?
Benjamin Godfre Naked In Somebody’s Backyard
Thank you, Gabe Ayala, for sending me these new pretty pictures of pretty Benjamin Godfre. I’m NOT jumping on the bandwagon just yet (I still can’t get his interview out of my head), but these photos coupled with his jerk-off video are making me realize that maybe Benjamin Godfre isn’t that bad and I sort of love him?
Here are the nudes:
Anal Bleaching 101: Is It Dangerous To Bleach Your Butt Hole?
[The following story from Carlton Paul is my favorite piece from the second issue of Das Einhorn, and it appears here courtesy of Das Einhorn editor Paul Bookstaber. Thank you Paul, and thank you Carlton for your words (and the picture of your asshole). And be sure to get the entire second issue of Das Einhorn.]
July 4th, 1985, was the day I fell in love with ass. And by ‘ass’ I don’t mean the butt. I mean the hole, the mysterious, puckered x, unique to every guy, that marks the spot where every red-blooded top wants to bury his bone, and usually his tongue too. The asshole. In this case the asshole belonging to a skinny blonde redneck named Jason.
Kink.com Launches New Site With Unknown Gay Porn Star
It’s risky enough starting your own gay porn membership site in this economy, but to do so with an unknown star whom audiences have never heard of? Good luck.
I Am Retiring From Gay Porn Blogging
After writing over 5000 gay porn blog posts over the past four years, it is with a heavy heart that I am announcing my retirement from gay porn blogging.
You Will Soon Be Able To Put Your Dick In Mick Lovell’s Mouth
Mick Lovell is down in Austin, Texas getting his cock, mouth, and asshole molded for some new Fleshjack toys.
Here’s The Corbin Fisher 9-Way Bareback Double Penetration Gangbang Orgy In A Gym Video Of Your Dreams
Aside from Connor’s completely ridiculous cockatiel fauxhawk, this is the best bareback double penetration gangbang orgy in a gym that I have ever seen, and I’ve watched a lot of bareback double penetration gangbang orgies in gyms.
Where In The World Is That Bitchy Twink Max Ryder?
In CockyBoys news that actually doesn’t have to do with a porn star retiring and/or un-retiring, the studio just sent me a press release with the headline “Where In The World Is CockyBoys New Exclusive Max Ryder?”
